Friday, April 4, 2008

NOTHING BRINGS YOURSELF CLOSER TO YOURSELF?



SO WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE DUTCH ADVERTISING AGENCIES, AND "...SCIENTISTS WITH A PASSION FOR ART"? TADA! DNA "ART"! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE MINDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF GRONINGEN, NETHERLANDS.
THE PITCH:
"It [DNA] is too exceptional to be carried around invisible. Nothing brings you closer to yourself; nothing makes you more unique. Experience the beauty you are hiding; experience the beauty of your DNA...A mere cotton swab. Thus, the quest for your unique genetic code begins. Not a photo but the blueprint for your 'Grand Design.' Getting to know yourself better is impossible."

WTF!@#$!

SO I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP BUT I PRETTY MUCH WANT ONE OF EACH.

YOU CAN GET A PAINTING:
[THEY COME IN 9 DIFFERENT COLOURS]
A PHOTO:


OR A LASER BURNED GLASS CUBE!


WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT CUBE!!! CAN I GET MARIAH'S DNA UP IN THAT? YOKO???
AND ALL OF THIS STARTING AT THE LOW PRICE OF JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!
THANKS TO BOJANA FOR THE TIP, AND FOR MY PAINTING, PHOTO AND, CUBE.

1 comment:

GRAYDON said...

Or should you say, "maybe we could splice one"? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.