Sunday, October 21, 2007

DO IT NOW>>>



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YOKO BUILT A TOWER OF LIGHT IN REJKYVIK, ICELAND THAT WAS REVEALED LAST WEEK. IT IS POWERED BY WATER. FIND OUT WHY BELOW.




YOKO WAS ON DEMOCRACY NOW WHICH IS A POLITICAL PROGRAMME EVEN I CAN DIG, SO CAN YOU. HERE'S THE WHOLE THING IN 5 PARTS. DO IT NOW.









Tuesday, October 16, 2007

FRUITCAKE CONFIRMS FRUITCAKE!!!! NEW JOHN WATERS IN THE WORKS!

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM MY INFORMER AND FRIEND IN FILTH, MR. ANUS WOLFSON THAT FRUITCAKE!, THE NEW JOHN WATERS FILM IS OFFICIALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS. ANUS KNOWS EVERYTHING THE DIVINE ONE DOES AND I MIGHT ASUME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FRUITCAKES.
IN FACT-IT WAS SHORTLY OVER A YEAR AGO THAT MR. WATERS HIMSELF WAS HERE IN TORONTO AND INVITED US TO A PRIVATE PARTY HE WAS HOLDING TO LAUNCH HIS HILARIOUS STAND UP COMEDY FILM "THIS FILTHY WORLD'. IT WAS ON THIS VERY EVENING THE PRINCE OF PUKE DIVULGED TO US FROM HIS OWN LIPS THAT HE PLANNED TO MAKE A CHILDREN'S MOVIE HIS NEXT ENDEAVOUR. HERE'S OUR HERO PICTURED ABOVE WITH HIS LIL' CRACK BABY BUDDY "BILL". THEY ARE SOOOOOO GOOD TOGETHER.
THOSE LUCKY LITTLE BRATS. I'M USED TO HIS MOVIES BEING MADE FOR ME!!! GOOD THING KIDS ARE SO EASY TO STEAL FROM. I SUPPOSE IF ANYONE WERE TO ENDORSE THOSE PUDGY PINT-SIZED PREPUBESCENT TYPES IT MAY AS WELL BE OUR ANAL ANARCHIST.

SO WE WERE SWORN TO SECRECY BUT NOW IT'S OUT AND WHAT A RELIEF. AFTER SUFFERING THE HUBUB AROUND THAT BLASPHEMOUS WHORE OF A HAIRSPRAY REMAKE WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING PURELY PUKABLE TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
BUT WHAT WILL IT SAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! THANKS ANUS!!!

QUICK SOMEONE IMPREGNATE ME. IT'S PARTY TIME.

SOME MORE GOOD TIMES:

Friday, October 12, 2007

OMIGAWD I FORGOT THIS HORRIBLE NEWS....



SO I HAVE I NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PHENOMINAL MUSICIAN ARTIST AND PERFORMER GENESIS P ORRIDGE [ OF PSYCHIC TV AND THROBBING GRISTLE FAME] ON HIS NUMEROUS VISITS TO TORONTO, AND I REALLY THOUGHT MY TIME HAD COME WHEN HE AND THE LATEST INCARNATION OF PSYCHIC TV: PTV3 WERE TO PLAY NEXT MONTH IN THE CITY.
OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS, GENESIS [MORE RECENTLY KNOWN AS BRYER] HAS BEEN PERUSING A REVOLUTIONARY SEXUAL TRANSFORMATION THEY REFERRED TO AS PANSEXUALITY, WHEREIN THEY BELIEVED THEY COULD MEET EACH OTHER SOMEWHERE PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY IN THE MIDDLE. SO BASICALLY IF SHE GOT A BOOBJOB HE GOT THE SAME BOOBS, TO LIPS TO WHATEVER AND SO ON. IT'S WEIRD BUT SO ROMANTIC.

ANYWAYS TODAY WE WERE HIT WITH THIS REALLY TRAGIC NEWS:

Genesis Breyer P-Orridge and her reactivated Psychic TV aka PTV3 are terribly sad to announce the cancellation of their November North American tour dates. This decision is entirely due to the unexpected passing of band member Lady Jaye Breyer P-Orridge.

Lady Jaye died suddenly on Tuesday 9th October 2007 at home in Brooklyn, New York from a previously undiagnosed heart condition which is thought to have been connected with her long-term battle with stomach cancer. Lady Jaye collapsed and died in the arms of her heartbroken "other half" Genesis Breyer P-Orridge.

Being overwhelmed by the enormity of their loss, Genesis and the other surviving band members of Psychic TV/PTV3 are not able to properly meet the demands of touring and performance. Obviously, her absence onstage , the conspicuous loss of her unique charisma, music and humour would be an unbearable emotional reality to confront night after night.

The group, who have been touring to promote their first studio album in 12 years, will announce future plans after an appropriate period of mourning.

ITS FUCKED UP CUZ SHE WAS YOUNG AND STUFF. APPARENTLY SHE DIED IN HIS ARMS. I JUST DON'T THINK GPO DESERVES. HERES TO THE GOOD TIMES:






OUTRAGEOUS!

IT REALLY IS. WHO KNEW THERE WERE GAYS RIGHT HERE IN TORONTO BEFORE 1985 EVERYONE KNOWS KEVIN KNOWS IS A CAN-CON JUNKIE. NOTHING SAYS FUN LIKE SOME HOMETOWN TRASH, BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS WITNESS TO SOMETHING SPECIAL. I TRY TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THE CBC'S STALE EXCUSE FOR PROGRAMMING AS POSSIBLE BUT LAST NIGHT THEY MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER SOME SPECTACULAR INFLUENCE WHEN THEY DECIDED TO AIR "OUTRAGEOUS!" SHOT IN TORONTO AND NEW YORK CITY IN 1977 THE FILM STARS CRAIG RUSSEL IN A STORY BASED ON HIS OWN LIFE STORY. HE PLAYS A FAGGOTY HAIRDRESSING FEMALE IMPERSONATOR [SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE] WHO MOVES TO NYC AND BECOMES THE ROOMMATE OF A SCHIZOPHRENIC PREGNANT LADY. IN THE FILM HE IS OBSESSED WITH THE ONE AND ONLY KAREN BLACK AND CLAIMS HIS REAL MOTHER IS LANA TURNER. SO TODAY I DISCOVER LIKE ANY OTHER HOMO PERFORMER HE HAS A CULT FOLLOWING AND THUSLY A SMALL BUT BETTER THAN NOTHING YOUTUBE RESOURCE! SURE I FELL ASLEEP ANYWAYS BUT STILL WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. HERE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS I COULD RECOVER. UNFORTUNATELY MOST OF THEM ARE MERE DRAG PERFORMANCES WHICH ARE REMINISCENT OF ANY DEPRESSING MOMENT SPENT IN THE GAY GHETTO BUT I RECOMMEND YOU ALL GO OUT AND HUNT HIS ONE DOWN. HIS CRAZY ROOMMATE IS A HIGHLIGHT PREGO SCHIZO! SHE'S SO CUTE.



ONE AS MAE WEST:[I LIKE THE LEATHERMEN IN THE BEGINNING OF THE CLIP BEST].



AND GAYS IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO: [WHERE WERE YOU BRUCE LA BRUCE]:

Thursday, October 11, 2007

WEAKENED BY BERNIES





I'M FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW AND HAVE BEEN SPENDING LOT'S OF TIME ON GOOGLE IMAGES [NO READY FOR KEVY]. ANYWAYS I HAVE FOUND ONE SMILING FACE THAT MAKES IT SEEM THAT MUCH EASIER TO COPE . MR. BERNHARD WILLHELM IS QUITE THE LOOKER AND HAS THE BEST GRIN OF ANY MAN I'VE SEEN.
NOW DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
OH YEAH AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW BUT HE ALSO MAKES CLOTHES AND ART AND STUFF BUT FOR THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK HERE:
WWW.PRODUZENTIN.COM

OH AND IF IT TAKES MORE THAN A SMILE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY...




Wednesday, October 3, 2007

HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS...


WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, KEVIN KNOWS. HE KNOWS.
SO HERE I AM ALMOST ONE YEAR FROM DISCOVERING QUITE VAGUELY WHAT A BLOG IS EXACTLY. WELL HERE I AM NOW, ON MY BOYFRIENDS LAPTOP [I HAVE THIS BIG CLUNKY NOISY PC THAT I HAVE TO TURN OFF AT NIGHT CUZ OUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR COMPLAINS ABOUT A "HUMMING" THAT SHAKES HER ROOM, IT'S A PRETTY OLD FASHIONED COMPUTER]. SO MY BOYFRIEND SAYS "YOU ARE STARING A BLOG, YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY KEVIN" WHICH GETS ME REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE. I AM ALWAYS SAYING THE WRONG THING WHICH LEADS ME TO THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A REALLY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP. DON'T EAT YOUR FRIENDS, KEVIN KNOWS.

SO LET'S JUST GET UP UP SPEED WITH WHAT'S BEEN EXCITING ME. LAST NIGHT I FINALLY GOT TO SEE BEIRUT PERFORM IN TORONTO AND JUST NOW I FOUND THIS CLIP OF A GREAT MOMENT WHERE MY FRIEND FENDI FANTASY JOINED THEM ONSTAGE TO PERFORM HIS SORT OF HOMO CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR NEW RECORD.