FRUITCAKE CONFIRMS FRUITCAKE!!!! NEW JOHN WATERS IN THE WORKS!

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM MY INFORMER AND FRIEND IN FILTH, MR. ANUS WOLFSON THAT FRUITCAKE!, THE NEW JOHN WATERS FILM IS OFFICIALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS. ANUS KNOWS EVERYTHING THE DIVINE ONE DOES AND I MIGHT ASUME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FRUITCAKES.
IN FACT-IT WAS SHORTLY OVER A YEAR AGO THAT MR. WATERS HIMSELF WAS HERE IN TORONTO AND INVITED US TO A PRIVATE PARTY HE WAS HOLDING TO LAUNCH HIS HILARIOUS STAND UP COMEDY FILM "THIS FILTHY WORLD'. IT WAS ON THIS VERY EVENING THE PRINCE OF PUKE DIVULGED TO US FROM HIS OWN LIPS THAT HE PLANNED TO MAKE A CHILDREN'S MOVIE HIS NEXT ENDEAVOUR. HERE'S OUR HERO PICTURED ABOVE WITH HIS LIL' CRACK BABY BUDDY "BILL". THEY ARE SOOOOOO GOOD TOGETHER.
THOSE LUCKY LITTLE BRATS. I'M USED TO HIS MOVIES BEING MADE FOR ME!!! GOOD THING KIDS ARE SO EASY TO STEAL FROM. I SUPPOSE IF ANYONE WERE TO ENDORSE THOSE PUDGY PINT-SIZED PREPUBESCENT TYPES IT MAY AS WELL BE OUR ANAL ANARCHIST.

SO WE WERE SWORN TO SECRECY BUT NOW IT'S OUT AND WHAT A RELIEF. AFTER SUFFERING THE HUBUB AROUND THAT BLASPHEMOUS WHORE OF A HAIRSPRAY REMAKE WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING PURELY PUKABLE TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
BUT WHAT WILL IT SAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! THANKS ANUS!!!

QUICK SOMEONE IMPREGNATE ME. IT'S PARTY TIME.

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