Thursday, July 24, 2008

BEYOND THE VALLEY

JUST FINISHED READING "VALLEY OF THE DOLLS". THE INEVITABLE YOUTUBE TRIP TOOK ME TO THIS, THE MOST APPROPRIATE SUM OF THAT STORY. A TOTALLY DISTURBING REALITY.



I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE MOVIE. OR ACTUALLY, WAS IN FACT THE STORY. SO CRAZY, SHE IS TOTALLY NEALY!!! BEING THAT FUCKED UP HASN'T BEEN SO GLAMOROUS SINCE....

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

JEREMIMI - WITHOUT HER I'D BE NOTHING


"Mariah Carey is my absolute biggest inspiration. Without her, I would be nothing"


LATE LAST A NIGHT, A LIFE CHANGING DISCOVERY SLOWLY REVEALED ITSELF TO ME AND A FRIEND WHILST CASUALLY AND NOT-UNCOMMONLY SURFING MARIAH VIDEOS. YOU REALLY SHOULD LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE THING :



THATS WHEN WE DISCOVERED HIS RENDITIONS OF ALMOST EVERY OTHER MARIAH SONG IN EXISTENCE. WHICH IS WHEN IT GOT DISTURBING.

JEREMIMI IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MIMI AND I CAN'T TELL IF I AM SCARED OR IN A REALLY CONFUSING PLACE OF AW. HERE IS WHAT JEREMIMI HAS TO SAY ABOUT MIMI-MIMI IN HIS "ARTIST-PROFILE":

"Influences: Mariah Carey is my only true influence. I can't really say that I am "influenced" by anyone elses music or voice. However, I am a fan of other vocalists like Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, etc. But Mariah's the only singer whom I borrowed technique from.

Sounds Like: Mariah Carey (i hope)"


REALLY, JEREMIMI? HAS AN UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR PERHAPS BEEN BLASTING DIAMANDA GALAS!? WHAT THE FUCK?!@#$

IT'S TECHNICALLY UNFAIR TO BLAME HIM. MARIAH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BRING OUT THE MORE....DEVOTED SIDE IN US ALL AT ONE POINT OR THE OTHER. SO GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT "RETOUCH MY BODY", BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN'T UNEXPEREINCE IT. YOU WERE WARNED.


OH AS A PARTING GIFT HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE COMMENTS HIS CONFLICTED FANS LEAVE ON HIS WORKS:

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HORRIBLE AS ALWAYS. "

ITS NOT FAIR, JEREMIMI. YOU'LL GET YOURS.


Friday, July 4, 2008

ANNIE DON'T WEAR NO PANTIES

SO AL', MY COHORT IN PREOCUPATIONS, TIPPED ME OFF THAT THE LIL' SEGWAY JAM IN ERYKAH BADU'S VIDEO FOR "HONEY" IS ACTUALLY A PREVIEW OF A NEW SONG FROM HER NEXT ALBUM. IT'S A SEQUEL ALBUM TO "NEW AMERYKAH" CALLED RETURN OF THE ONK. OR WILL IT BE RETURN OF THE ANC? FOR REAL. IT'S BADU, THERE'S EXCEPTIONS. ANYWAYS HOW FUNKY AND HILARIOUS IS SHE:



WAIT:



UNTIL "ANNIE" HITS I DECLARE THAT "HONEY" IS STILL THE REIGNING SUMMER JAM OF 2008. SUGAH GOT A LONG WAY TO CATCH....
YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT: BETTER VI-DEO-TAPE RECORD IT! THANKS AL.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

MA' GIRL - THEN AND NOW

CAT POWER IS TOTALLY MY GIRL. I KNOW THIS IS TOTALLY OLD NEWS AND SORRY TO GET ALL INDIE ROCK ON YOU GUYS BUT LETS TAKE A MOMENT-SHALL WE? I WONDER WHAT MS. CAT POWER THINKS WHEN SHE YOUTUBES HERSELF. WHAT IF WE COULD ALL WATCH OURSELVES TRANSFORM ON YOUTUBE LIKE SHE CAN? FROM ANGRY PAPER BAG GIRL TO HOT GLAM MAMA.

REMEMBER THIS?


SEEMS CREEPY COMPARED TO HER NOW THAT SHE HAS BLOOMED OR WHATEVER. HERE'S METAL HEART NOW:




SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD INSTANT MESSAGE CAT POWER TO TELL HER ALL THE WAYS I LOVE HER SINCE IT LOOKS LIKE WE AREN'T GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL[I HAD ANTICIPATED THIS AFTER DECIDING WE HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON, COMBINED WITH HER PRETTINESS WOULD EQUAL INEVITABLE FRIENDSHIP]. ANYWAYS IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE HER SONG "TO BOBBY", BUT IT WOULD BE CALLED "INSTANT MSG TO CHAN".

HERES ONE MORE CLASSY JAM FOR THE ROAD. CHEERS! TO GROWING UP.


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