THAT'S IT GAYNESS- IT'S OVER!!! SSION WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE. THANK YOU.

"IT'S OKAY, I'M FUNNY TOO."


"BITTER BABES WILL SPIT AND SPOUT ALL THE THINGS THEY'RE THROWN ABOUT"

IF I HAD SEEN THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 14 I WOULDA BEEN LIKE "FUCK YEAH I'M GAY ALREADY! LET'S DO THIS!" INSTEAD OF WAITING TILL I WAS LIKE FORTY TO BLAB ABOUT IT.

THAT SAID: IN MY OPINION THERE IS NO BIGGER DRAG THAN A DRAG SHOW. EVEN IN 2008 THE GAYS ALL FEEL IT NECESSARY TO EXPRESS THEIR SORRY SELVES ALL UP IN YOUR FACE. HOW HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT THE TWIST ITSELF ISN'T TWISTED AT ALL!?
AND THEN! ALAS! I WAS PLEASANTLY BOMBARDED BY THE PRESUMABLY HOMOSEXUAL GANG THAT IS SSION [BASED ON CREATIVITY, TRASHINESS, AND OBVIOUS HIGHTENED INTELLIGENCE].ANYWAYS I WAS GETTING PRETTY TIRED OF DRAGGING AROUND THE GAY ALL THE TIME BUT NOW I AM REVITALIZED! I WANNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

SSION IS ALWAYS CLUTCHING A CIGARETTE AND SOME SORT OF BOOZE AND GETTING IN FIGHTS AND ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF.

SO SHIZAAAM! THE BRAND NEW VIDEO FOR MY FAVORITE SONG PREMIERED TODAY! ITS FATE.
SO HERE IT IS.

"I ONLY WALK LIKE A FAG BECAUSE OF MY BLISTERS, AND I ONLY FUCK CHICKS CUZ YOU AND DAD NEVER GAVE ME A SISTER"



BUT IT GETS BETTER:



IT'S HEAVEN. AND ART SCHOOL.



NOT EVEN SHOPPING SUCKS WITH SSION. A CIGARETTE NOW! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH XANAX!

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OKAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON NOW...GOD JUST DO IT,OKAY?



SO THERE YOU GO. SEE YOU AT THE GAY BAR. THEY ARE AMZING AND THE MUSIC IS ACTUALLY GREAT. THE ALBUMS CALLED FOOL'S GOLD AND IT'S A LIFESTYLE. TRASH LIVES. TRASH IS LIFE. RUMOUR HAS IT CODY AND THE GANG WILL BE IN TORONTO AT FAG XMAS.BETWEEN THIS AND NO BRA THINGS ARE STARTING TO LOOK UP. MORE ON THAT LATER.