A TRUSTWORTHY EN-PSYCHO-LEPEDIA

I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS A POLE OF THE MOST WIKI-ED WORDS. I DONT REALLY REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE BECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY BANAL, WHICH I THINK WAS THE POINT OF THE ARTICLE. I THINK "TOM CRUISE" WAS AMONG THE HIGHER RANKS OF SEARCH. THE ARTICLE ALSO LEAD ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THIS- MY NEW FAVORITE PASSTIME:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CONSERVAPEDIA! A TRUSTWORTHY ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A GREAT TOOL FOR THOSE OF US WHO FIND IDLING AROUND FOR THE LATE NIGHT COLBERT REPORT FOR OUR RIGHT WING INSIGHT PLAIN TIRING. DROP BY AND TYPE IN SOMETHING LIKE...OH I DON'T KNOW..."HOMOSEXUALITY" AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. OKAY I WILL SPARE YOU THE SUSPENSE: AIDS, SEXUAL PROMISCUITY AND THE GREGARIOUS NATURE OF THE WORD "ORIENTATION" ARE AMONG THE PREFERRED TOPICS. DID YOU KNOW JEWS DONT GET AIDS VERY EASILY? HA! I CAUGHT YOU ALL MY FAKE-GAY JEW FRIENDS.
HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVE PASSAGES:

"In respect to the issue of homosexuality and choice, given the existence of ex-homosexuals and given the existence of human cultures where homosexuality has apparently not existed, the position that homosexuality is ultimately a choice in individuals or at the very least can be a choice in individuals has strong evidential support. In addition, given that the homosexual population has significantly higher rates of many diseases and the homosexual population also has significantly lower rates of various measures of mental health it can be strongly argued that engaging in homosexual acts is a bad choice for individuals. Another other factor that makes engaging in homosexual acts a bad choice for individuals is the significantly higher rates of domestic violence in homosexual couples. In addition, according to experts homosexual murders are relatively or quite common and often homosexual murders are very brutal. Also, the homosexual population has a greater propensity to engage in illegal drug use."

IT CAN BE STRONGLY ARGUED HOMO-NESS IS A BAD CHOICE. BAD SEEDS START SMOKIN WEEDS AND ITS OFF TO THE BATHHOUSE. WE SURE ARE BUSY, LOOK AT THE DEFINITION OF THE "HOMOSEXUAL AGENA":

"The homosexual agenda, or homosexual ideology, consists of a set of beliefs and objectives. The ideology and goals, as explained further below, include restricting free speech, obtaining special treatment, distorting science, and interfering with freedom of association. "

GODDAMN.

BUT DON'T FRET MY SADIST SLUTS, CONSERVAPEDIA CONFIRM THAT THIS AFFLICTION IS NOT A PERMANENT ONE, BUT ONE THAT CAN BE REVERSED BY THE 81 PERCENT OF AMERICAN PROTESTANT PREACHER MEN WHO CAN SWITCH YA OVER BY FAITH HEALING ALONE. PHEWF.

I AM SURE GLAD ABOUT MY FUTURE CLEANSING SO I CAN FREE MYSELF FROM THE REIGNS OF MY INHERENT SEXUAL VIOLENCE, DID YOU KNOW I AM TWICE AS VIOLENT AS A STRAIGHT? HERE'S THE PROOF:

"Studies report that homosexual couples have significantly higher incidences of violent behavior"

THANK GOD HIMSELF FOR "STUDIES". STAY AWAY! WE ARE DANGEROUS. RIGHT AFTER THAT I START AN UNAVOIDABLE KILLING SPREE BECAUSE OF MY DECISION TO BECOME A PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED MURDEROUS HOMO.

OH BTW IT NOT ALL ABOUT THE GAY: AMERICAS NUMBER TWO ENEMY: ENVIRONMENTALISTS. A BURNING NEW REPORT: THE U.N. IS "AFTER OUR WALLETS" THEY ARE PLANNING TO STEAL OUR MONEY AND USE IT FOR RANDOM ENVIRONMENTAL WHIMS! UGH!

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TYPE IN THE WORD "BROWN".

HAVE FUN!!!!