JEREMIMI - WITHOUT HER I'D BE NOTHING

"Mariah Carey is my absolute biggest inspiration. Without her, I would be nothing"

LATE LAST A NIGHT, A LIFE CHANGING DISCOVERY SLOWLY REVEALED ITSELF TO ME AND A FRIEND WHILST CASUALLY AND NOT-UNCOMMONLY SURFING MARIAH VIDEOS. YOU REALLY SHOULD LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE THING :



THATS WHEN WE DISCOVERED HIS RENDITIONS OF ALMOST EVERY OTHER MARIAH SONG IN EXISTENCE. WHICH IS WHEN IT GOT DISTURBING.

JEREMIMI IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MIMI AND I CAN'T TELL IF I AM SCARED OR IN A REALLY CONFUSING PLACE OF AW. HERE IS WHAT JEREMIMI HAS TO SAY ABOUT MIMI-MIMI IN HIS "ARTIST-PROFILE":

"Influences: Mariah Carey is my only true influence. I can't really say that I am "influenced" by anyone elses music or voice. However, I am a fan of other vocalists like Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, etc. But Mariah's the only singer whom I borrowed technique from.

Sounds Like: Mariah Carey (i hope)"

REALLY, JEREMIMI? HAS AN UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR PERHAPS BEEN BLASTING DIAMANDA GALAS!? WHAT THE FUCK?!@#$

IT'S TECHNICALLY UNFAIR TO BLAME HIM. MARIAH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BRING OUT THE MORE....DEVOTED SIDE IN US ALL AT ONE POINT OR THE OTHER. SO GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT "RETOUCH MY BODY", BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN'T UNEXPEREINCE IT. YOU WERE WARNED.

OH AS A PARTING GIFT HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE COMMENTS HIS CONFLICTED FANS LEAVE ON HIS WORKS:

"HORRIBLE AS ALWAYS. "

ITS NOT FAIR, JEREMIMI. YOU'LL GET YOURS.