THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST DAYCARE CENTRE!

BUT MINKSTOLE.COM KIND OF IS. I LOVE MINK STOLE MORE THAN MY OWN HAIR COLOUR. MORE THAN THE SOUND OF BABIES CRYING! MORE THAN MY OWN FILTHINESS!
DID YOU KNOW THAT MINK STOLE IS IN A BAND AND THEY STILL PERFORM? THEY ARE CALLED "MINK STOLE AND HER WONDERFUL BAND". LOOK! PROOF!



AND THANKS TO MINK, THE ROAD TO MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! YOU CAN ACTUALLY WRITE MINK WITH YOUR PROBLEMS, AND SHE WILL SORT THEM OUT FOR YOU PUBLICLY VIA HER ONLINE ADVICE COLUMN!

ENJOY THIS CLIP OF MINK'S PEGGY FROM DESPERATE LIVING AS AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR FUTURE MENTAL TOGETHERNESS.



"TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER, TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE YOU!"
"OH GOD! THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!!! NUDE! NUDE! NUDE!"

AW, SHIT. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER.

SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?

SO I HAD RECEIVED SOME COMPLAINTS THAT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT WITHOUT HAVING A GOOGLE ACCOUNT. I TOO WAS ANNOYED WITH THIS AND THEN REALIZED I JUST HAD TO CLICK A BUTTON TO CHANGE THAT. SO NOW YOU CAN GO BACK THROUGH ALL THESE ENLIGHTENING POSTS AND SHARE YOUR GRATITUDE FREELY! YOU'RE WELCOME!

CHOMP CHOMP

OKAY SO I BIT THE LAST VID OFF OF THE SAME SITE I GOT THIS ONE AND I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHICH ONE IT IS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO LIKE IT MORE. NONE OF THIS "COURTESY OF..." BULLSHIT UP IN HERE.
ANYWAYS THIS IS TOO CRAZY TO NOT POST. ITS A REALLY POPULAR SONG BY A REALLY POPULAR BAND BUT RECREATED IN BLIPS AND BLOOPS OF THE MOST ARCHAIC NATURE. NOT REALLY SURE WHATS GOING ON ACTUALLY BUT I LIKE IT MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL. MAYBE MY WARP RECORDS REVISITATION IS GOING TO MY HEAD...


on Vimeo.

DOWN-A-NOTCH!

BALTIMORE BASED BEACH HOUSE HAVE BEEN PERPETUALLY TONING SHIT DOWN FOR TWO RECORDS NOW. AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT. I FIGURE AFTER ALL MY RECENT GOTH INDUSTRIAL INDULGENCE THE BEST THING WOULD BE TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH FOR ALL Y'ALL. AND ALAS! I FOUND THIS VIDEO OF THE B-H THROWING DOWN A NEW JAM ACOUSTIC STYLE WHILE ON THE ROAD IN SCANDANAVIA. IT'S RUMOURED TO BE CALLED "NORWAY". IT'S FOR YOU.