ANITICI......PATION, THE RHYTHM OF DESPAIR.

UPDATE: FLASHY SHATTERED DIMENSIONS CD RELEASE POSTER! UGH! SO CUTE!



OH GAWD! I COULDN'T EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO YET BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU. IF THERE ARE INDEED ANY OF YOU OUT THERE.
THE GLAMOROUS AND GLUEY PONY DA LOOK ARE ABOUT TO DROP THEIR THIRD FULL LENGTH ALBUM ENTITLED "SHATTERED DIMENSIONS". PONY HAVE BEEN RIDING SINCE 2003 AND NOTHING HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE. [SORRY]
WISHSTICK IS A BIT OF A CLASSIC AT THEIR LIVE SHOWS BUT HERE IT WILL BE IN ALL IT'S GLORY. AND WHAT ABOUT THIS WISHSTICK? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU CAN ALSO HEAR "FLATLANDS"-A LESS FAMILIAR NEW JAM IN THE ABOVE LINK. IT'S ALL ABOUT TO HAPPEN NOW. PULL BACK THE CURTAIN.


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APRIL 29TH ON MURDERECORDS!

"THERE'S TROUBLE OUT AMONG THE TREES. HEARTS BEAT WITH THE RHYTHM OF DESPAIR."

L'HISTOIRE MUSICAL COMME IL DISPARAITRE

HERE IS AN AMAZING CLIP OF JEAN CLAUDE VANNIER AKA "THE GUY WHO DID THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR GAINSBOURG'S 'MELODIE NELSON' ALBUM" PERFORMING LIVE ON ON A FRENCH TV SHOW IN 1971. THE MUSIC ACCOMPANIES A FASHION SHOW BY NONE OTHER THAN SIR YVES ST.LAURENT! IT'S A BIT "WHITE GUYS MOUNTING AN AFRICAN THEME" WHICH IS A SORT OF STRANGE BUT NONETHELESS-GENIUS SQUARED!



JCV'S ALBUM L'ENFANT ASSASIN DES MOUCHES IS AVAILABLE ON FINDERS KEEPERS AND YOU LOVE IT!

NOTHING BRINGS YOURSELF CLOSER TO YOURSELF?

SO WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE DUTCH ADVERTISING AGENCIES, AND "...SCIENTISTS WITH A PASSION FOR ART"? TADA! DNA "ART"! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE MINDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF GRONINGEN, NETHERLANDS.
THE PITCH:

"It [DNA] is too exceptional to be carried around invisible. Nothing brings you closer to yourself; nothing makes you more unique. Experience the beauty you are hiding; experience the beauty of your DNA...A mere cotton swab. Thus, the quest for your unique genetic code begins. Not a photo but the blueprint for your 'Grand Design.' Getting to know yourself better is impossible."

WTF!@#$!

SO I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP BUT I PRETTY MUCH WANT ONE OF EACH.

YOU CAN GET A PAINTING:
[THEY COME IN 9 DIFFERENT COLOURS]
A PHOTO:


OR A LASER BURNED GLASS CUBE!


WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT CUBE!!! CAN I GET MARIAH'S DNA UP IN THAT? YOKO???
AND ALL OF THIS STARTING AT THE LOW PRICE OF JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!
THANKS TO BOJANA FOR THE TIP, AND FOR MY PAINTING, PHOTO AND, CUBE.

SATAN FOR KIDS!

HERE IS THE MOST AMAZING SCENE FROM THE 1985 CLAYMATION FILM "THE ADVENTURES OF MARK TWAIN". IN IT, MARK TWAIN INTRODUCES HIS KID FRIENDS TO AN ANGEL NAMED "SATAN" WHO IN TURN TEACHES THEM ABOUT THE USELESSNESS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. I SWEAR TO GOD. IT'S AMAZING. THE REST OF MOVIE LOOKS AMAZING TOO BUT LESS EVIL. FUNNY THING IS I VAGUELY REMEMBER IT FROM MY CHILDHOOD AND CAN ONLY HOPE I MANAGED TO TUCK A LITTLE PIECE OF THIS MEANINGFUL LESSON INTO ME FOR THE LOOOONG RIDE!



"THEY'RE JUST HUMANS-WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE MORE!"
YOU'RE AWESOME, SATAN. THANKS FOR FUN.