BLING! [TO BE PRONOUNCED LIKE PIECES OF METAL CHIMING TOGETHER!]

DO YOU LIKE HIP HOP MADE WITH VACUUM CLEANERS AND CANS AND STUFF BY PUNK ASS CUTIES? I KNOW I DO. JEWELERY BY MICACHU AND HER BAND THE SHAPES IS MY FAVORITE RECORD RIGHT NOW. IT'S A CACOPHONOUS PERFECTION.



UP TILL NOW SHE HAS BEEN MAKING BOOTLEG TAPES WITH HER ACTING AS M.C. BUT NOW HER RECORD IS OUT ON ROUGH TRADE. GO BUY IT AND THE GO BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER ON TOUR.

PLAY PLAY PLAY IN MY HEAD!

TELEPATHE'S NEW FULL LENGTH "DANCE MOTHER" IS OUT NEXT WEEK. I MUST HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 1000 TIMES SINCE I FIRST SAW IT. PERHAPS POSTING THIS WILL HELP RID ME OF ITS TRANCE INDUCING GRASP! NOW ITS YOUR TURN.



DID I MENTION THAT BUSY FROM TELEPATHE IS ONE QUARTER OF OUR GENERATIONS..UM...LIKE LED ZEPPELIN OR SOMETHING?

TELEPATHE PLAY TORONTO JUNE 4TH.

VIOLATE ME!

THEY DON'T MAKE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE THIS ANYMORE. THEY NEVER MADE A GAY MAN LIKE THIS. I WILL NEVER NEED ANY OTHER ADULT-ORIENTED IMAGE AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO OF DAVE GAHAN PACKING IN - SO TO SPEAK - ALL THE HOTTEST MOVES A GROWN MAN COULD INTO A FEW SHORT MOMENTS. I JUST HAD TO SHARE.



SO EXCITED TO SEE DEPECHE MODE THIS SUMMER IN TORONTO WITH MY FELLOW GOTH LOVIN' SLUTTY FRIEND. BUY HER ADULT-ORIENTED CAKES NOW! PERHAPS YOU NEED A DAVE GAHAN PACKAGE-IN-WHITE-PANTS CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I KNOW I DO.

THE SOUND THAT PHOTOGRAPHS MAKE!

THE DIRTY PROJECTORS ONLY DO AMAZING. NEVER DID GET PAST THIS SONG ON THE "DARK WAS THE NIGHT" COMPILATION...
ANYWAYS THIS VIDEO IS LIKE ;"BLAH BLAH BLAH" AND THEN THE D.P.S JAM IT OUT CAMPFIRE STYLE WITH HIPSTER-HIPPY SING-A-LONG.



BEST BAND.

SMALL FLOWERS

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT SONIC YOUTH CALLED THEIR ALBUM "THE ETERNAL" I THOUGHT - OH MAN,YOU GUYS ARE WALKING RIGHT INTO THIS ONE. BUT!...DO SONIC YOUTH SOUND AWESOME AGAIN? ITS NOT THAT THEIR LAST RECORDS WERE BAD, REALLY - BUT CMON! WHEN RADICAL ADULTS LICK CAPITALISTIC DOUCHBAG STYLE ITS TIME TO PACK IT IN. THEY'RE ONE PITCHFORK ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DESIGNING A CLOTHING LINE FOR TARGET.
HOWEVER THIS TASTE OF THE RIDICULOUSLY GUARDED SY RECORD MIGHT BE THE NEEDLE THAT UNBREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK.
THOUGHTS?

OH AND THIS HILARIOUSLY TITLED ARTICLE.

POLAROID ON 'ROIDS!

I HAD NO IDEA AND I AM SO EXCITED. THE NEW DIGITAL VERSION OF POLAROID CAMS PRINT OFF PHOTOS WITHIN 60 SECONDS ON WATER-RESISTANT, TEAR-PROOF, AND SMUDGE-PROOF PAPER! IT'S NO ORIGINAL BUT NICE TO HAVE THEM AROUND STILL! ITS LIKE A FRIEND WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN CHUBBY GOING ON SOME DISTURBING DIET AND REINVENTING THEMSELVES- AT FIRST YOU ARE LIKE "I LIKED YOU CHUBBY!" AND THEN YOU REALIZE EVERYONE HAS TO GET WITH THE TIMES. OH MAN THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SAID BUT FORGIVE ME I AM EXCITED.

THIS IS REALY "CONSUMERS DIGEST-Y" I KNOW, SORRY.

THEN!



NOW!



IT'S TEENY-TINY!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO......

WHY DOES A HUSTLER WEAR WHITE PANTS?

FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND AT THE BRUCE LABRUCE RETROSPECTIVE IN TORONTO. ITS AT THE ROYAL THEATRE.