KEVINKNOWS

BLING! [TO BE PRONOUNCED LIKE PIECES OF METAL CHIMING TOGETHER!]

2009-05-11T14:53:00.000-07:00

DO YOU LIKE HIP HOP MADE WITH VACUUM CLEANERS AND CANS AND STUFF BY PUNK ASS CUTIES? I KNOW I DO. JEWELERY BY MICACHU AND HER BAND THE SHAPES IS MY FAVORITE RECORD RIGHT NOW. IT'S A CACOPHONOUS PERFECTION.

UP TILL NOW SHE HAS BEEN MAKING BOOTLEG TAPES WITH HER ACTING AS M.C. BUT NOW HER RECORD IS OUT ON ROUGH TRADE. GO BUY IT AND THE GO BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER ON TOUR.

PLAY PLAY PLAY IN MY HEAD!

2009-04-13T16:22:00.000-07:00

TELEPATHE'S NEW FULL LENGTH "DANCE MOTHER" IS OUT NEXT WEEK. I MUST HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 1000 TIMES SINCE I FIRST SAW IT. PERHAPS POSTING THIS WILL HELP RID ME OF ITS TRANCE INDUCING GRASP! NOW ITS YOUR TURN.

DID I MENTION THAT BUSY FROM TELEPATHE IS ONE QUARTER OF OUR GENERATIONS..UM...LIKE LED ZEPPELIN OR SOMETHING?

TELEPATHE PLAY TORONTO JUNE 4TH.

VIOLATE ME!

2009-04-13T16:15:00.000-07:00

THEY DON'T MAKE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE THIS ANYMORE. THEY NEVER MADE A GAY MAN LIKE THIS. I WILL NEVER NEED ANY OTHER ADULT-ORIENTED IMAGE AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO OF DAVE GAHAN PACKING IN - SO TO SPEAK - ALL THE HOTTEST MOVES A GROWN MAN COULD INTO A FEW SHORT MOMENTS. I JUST HAD TO SHARE.

SO EXCITED TO SEE DEPECHE MODE THIS SUMMER IN TORONTO WITH MY FELLOW GOTH LOVIN' SLUTTY FRIEND. BUY HER ADULT-ORIENTED CAKES NOW! PERHAPS YOU NEED A DAVE GAHAN PACKAGE-IN-WHITE-PANTS CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I KNOW I DO.

THE SOUND THAT PHOTOGRAPHS MAKE!

2009-03-12T12:31:00.000-07:00

THE DIRTY PROJECTORS ONLY DO AMAZING. NEVER DID GET PAST THIS SONG ON THE "DARK WAS THE NIGHT" COMPILATION...
ANYWAYS THIS VIDEO IS LIKE ;"BLAH BLAH BLAH" AND THEN THE D.P.S JAM IT OUT CAMPFIRE STYLE WITH HIPSTER-HIPPY SING-A-LONG.

BEST BAND.

SMALL FLOWERS

2009-03-06T23:19:00.000-08:00

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT SONIC YOUTH CALLED THEIR ALBUM "THE ETERNAL" I THOUGHT - OH MAN,YOU GUYS ARE WALKING RIGHT INTO THIS ONE. BUT!...DO SONIC YOUTH SOUND AWESOME AGAIN? ITS NOT THAT THEIR LAST RECORDS WERE BAD, REALLY - BUT CMON! WHEN RADICAL ADULTS LICK CAPITALISTIC DOUCHBAG STYLE ITS TIME TO PACK IT IN. THEY'RE ONE PITCHFORK ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DESIGNING A CLOTHING LINE FOR TARGET.
HOWEVER THIS TASTE OF THE RIDICULOUSLY GUARDED SY RECORD MIGHT BE THE NEEDLE THAT UNBREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK.
THOUGHTS?

OH AND THIS HILARIOUSLY TITLED ARTICLE.

POLAROID ON 'ROIDS!

2009-01-15T15:22:00.001-08:00

I HAD NO IDEA AND I AM SO EXCITED. THE NEW DIGITAL VERSION OF POLAROID CAMS PRINT OFF PHOTOS WITHIN 60 SECONDS ON WATER-RESISTANT, TEAR-PROOF, AND SMUDGE-PROOF PAPER! IT'S NO ORIGINAL BUT NICE TO HAVE THEM AROUND STILL! ITS LIKE A FRIEND WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN CHUBBY GOING ON SOME DISTURBING DIET AND REINVENTING THEMSELVES- AT FIRST YOU ARE LIKE "I LIKED YOU CHUBBY!" AND THEN YOU REALIZE EVERYONE HAS TO GET WITH THE TIMES. OH MAN THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SAID BUT FORGIVE ME I AM EXCITED.

THIS IS REALY "CONSUMERS DIGEST-Y" I KNOW, SORRY.

THEN!

NOW!

IT'S TEENY-TINY!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO......

2009-01-04T12:34:00.000-08:00

WHY DOES A HUSTLER WEAR WHITE PANTS?

2008-12-04T08:42:00.001-08:00

FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND AT THE BRUCE LABRUCE RETROSPECTIVE IN TORONTO. ITS AT THE ROYAL THEATRE.

PHEW!

2008-11-19T13:41:00.000-08:00

ONCE IN A WHILE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL COMES ALONG. I RECENTLY RECEIVED A PACKAGE OF MUSIC FROM JAMES LOMAN- SINGER OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS, BLOODLINES. WELL ALSO INCLUDED WERE SOME RATHER PECULIAR POP RECORDINGS FROM CAN FOUNDER HOLDER CZUKAY WITH VOCALS BY SOMEONE NAMED PHEW. SHE IS OFTEN CALLED THE "NICO" OF JAPAN. HERE IS A VIDEO SET TO THE SONG "CLOSED". THE IMAGES APPARENTLY COME FROM A CHILDREN'S MOVIE CALLED SKY. WHY DON'T WE TRY TO HORRIFY OUR CHILDREN ANYMORE?

UH, STEP TWO IS FINDING THAT SHOW. ANYONE?

BLUE IMELDA

2008-11-09T19:30:00.000-08:00

HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL NEW VIDEO FROM FINAL FANTASY'S Spectrum, 14th Century EP. DIRECTED BY M BLASH.

THIS MAKES TWO IN WHAT'S SURE TO BE AN AMAZING SERIES OF VIDEOS FOR THE MINI ALBUM. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERES ITS PREDECESSOR, "THE BUTCHER". DIRECTED BY JESI THE ELDER. BLOOD AND GUTS FOR THE KIDS!

WATCH OUT HERE FOR MORE.

NOVEMBER 4TH

2008-11-04T23:10:00.000-08:00

BIG SURPRISE! NEW ADULT.

2008-10-25T17:52:00.000-07:00

DETROIT'S DEMENTED DUO ADULT. KEEP BUSY. I GUESS THEY WOULDN'T BE SO GLORIOUSLY FUCKED UP AND STRESSED OUT IF THEY WERE THE VACATION TYPES. THEY ONLY JUST COMPLETED THEIR FIRST FILM, A SOUNDTRACK, AND NOW A NEW E.P.!

HERE IS THEIR NEW VIDEO WHICH APPEARS TO BE THEIR OWN GORY TAKE ON "THRILLER".

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"DECAMPMENT".

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YOU CAN ALSO VISIT THE NEWLY LAUNCHED NICOLA KUPERIS PHOTOGRAPHY WEBSITE. LOTSA DEAD GIRLS.

KEEP MARKY MARK FAMOUS!

2008-10-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

OH THE GOOD OLD DAYS. SIMPLER TIMES AND SIMPLER MARKY MARK. HERES A VID FROM THE "POP STAR AS PRODUCT PROP" HEYDAY BEFORE THEY WERE ALL MADE THAT WAY. WATCH AS HE FORMS SHORT SENTENCES! MOSTLY CENTERED AROUND THE IDEA - "YO". SO CUTE!

"IT'S CLASSIC, I'M AFRAID..."

WEEEEEEEEE!

2008-10-22T17:41:00.001-07:00

PASSION PIT!!!!

2008-10-15T08:36:00.000-07:00

BEEN WAITNG FOR THESE GUYS TO DO A VIDEO FOR A WHILE NOW!

PASSION PIT HAVE ONE EP CALLED CHUNK CHANGE. ITS GOOEY KIND OF CANDY ADDICTIVE. HAVE FUN!

CALIFORNIA GIRLS

2008-10-08T10:15:00.000-07:00

SAN FRANSISCO'S GIRLS ARE BRINGING IT ALL BACK TO THAT WHO GIVES A FUCK PUNKNESS OF THE EARLY NINETIES WHERE MUSIC CAME FIRST AND CLOTHES KINDA JUST CAME. ITS LIKE BEACH BOYS AND SEBADOH AND SONIC YOUTH ALL JAMMED TOGETHER.

ANYWAYS GOT THEIR PAGE AND GET TOTALLY ADDICTED TO EACH AND EVERY AWESOME JAM.

HERE IS AN AMAZING VIDEO WHERE GIRLS JUST GENERALLY FUCK SHIT UP AND HAVE FUN.

LET'S GET HIGH, BABY.

ORIGINATING TRAUMA

2008-10-06T12:03:00.000-07:00

OOOOH! A FOUR PART DOCUMENTARY WITH MIKE KELLY!

FUCKING CATS.

2008-10-01T22:55:00.000-07:00

BEFORE THE DIVORCE

2008-10-01T16:56:00.000-07:00

THIS GIRL WAS IN MY APARTMENT THE OTHER NIGHT AND EVERYTHING SHE REFERENCED ABOUT HER CHILDHOOD FELL INTO TWO CATEGORIES: BEFORE AND AFTER "THE DIVORCE". THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT SONIC YOUTH.

ANYHOW, BEFORE THEY TOOK UP PUSHNG LATTE'S AND CORPORATE CLUSTER [CLUTTER] THE SY WERE THE PUNKEST SHIT. SO HERE IN THREE PARTS I SAY: HERE'S TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS! FUCK YEAH!?

THANKS CAT POWER FOR THE TIP.

FUCK YEAH!

2008-09-28T18:17:00.000-07:00

WHO WILL LOVE YOU - OH!?

2008-09-28T11:44:00.000-07:00

THE AMAZING SAMARA LIU CREATED THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FILM FOR THE SONG "FIRE IN THE OCEAN" FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED UPCOMING RELEASE FROM THE ORGAN.

I WANT THOSE GIRL PIRATES TO COME AND HIJACK MY BOOTY.

ALSO I WANTED TO AMEND A STATEMENT I MADE IN THAT LAST POST ABOUT THE ORGAN. I FEEL LIKE ITS TOO EASY TO DISCARD THESE SONGS AND SINGERS AS MERE BUMMERS. ALL YOU EVER READ IS HOW THESE SONGS ARE DEPRESSING WHICH I THINK IS UNFAIR AND LAZY. THE AMAZING THING ABOUT A LOT OF ORGAN LYRICS IS THAT THEY RECOGNIZE SITUATIONS THAT ARE COMPLEX, AND OFTEN JUST FUCKED. IT'S INTRICATE. WHICH IS MORE THAN DEPRESSING, ACTUALLY.

"WE ARE SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER - WE DON'T SEE THE NEED FOR EACH OTHER"

GEEZ.

SALAD FINGERS- ALMOST ORGASMIC

2008-09-19T07:37:00.000-07:00

HELLO FRIENDS. IT'S BEN A WHILE BUT LAST NIGHT A FRIEND OF MINE POINTED ME IN THE DIRECTION OF SOME DEMENTED NEW SHIT. SALAD FINGERS! IT'S BASICALLY LIKE "SAW" FOR KIDS - ENJOY!

EPISODE ON IS CUTE BUT THINGS GET REALLY.....WELL JUST WATCH.

I LIKE IT WHEN THE RED WAHTAH COMES OUT!

EVEN IN THE NIGHT.

2008-09-03T19:05:00.001-07:00

DESPAIR!!!

ITS HARD NOT TO. WHEN THE ORGAN BROKE UP A FEW YEARS BACK IT WAS LIKE SHOWING UP AT AN AA MEETING TO FIND AN LCBO. WELL WORD HAS IT THAT THIS OCTOBER MINT RECORDS WILL BE RELEASING A CD TITLED "THIEVES"- 6 UNRELEASED SONGS FROM THE LATE GREAT MASTERS OF THE BUMMER.

HERE IS A PRETTY GOOD RECORDING OF AN UNTITLED SONG WHICH WE COULD MAYBE REFER TO AS "DON'T BE ANGRY'. I'M SO EXCITED I AM ALREADY COLLECTING FOOD AND WATER IN CASE I CAN'T LEAVE MY APARTMENT FOR WEEKS!

MY OLD FAVORTIE "LET THE BELLS RING" IS ALOS FEATURED ON THE MINIALBUM: HERE IS A REALLY CUTE VIDEO FOR THE SONG.

I WOULDN'T BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE TELLS YOU "ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT".

WATCH THIS OR I WILL BEAT YOU UP!

2008-08-27T09:35:00.000-07:00

OH MY GAWD I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE! SUGAR BOXX STARS THE ONE AND ONLY TURA SATANA OF FASTER PUSSYCAT AND ASTRO ZOMBIES FAME!
SHE'S PRETTY MUCH THE TOUGHEST COOKIE AND LITERALLY KICKS PEOPLES ASSES 24-7.
THERES NOT MUCH INFO SYNOPSIS WISE FOR THIS MOVIE YET,-OTHER THAN "WOMEN, MURDER, RAPE, MAYHEM"- BUT I AM PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH. BASICALLY BOSOMY BABES WREAKING HAVOC ON THE MALE POPULOUS IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW!

WATCH THE TRAILER OR SUFFER THE HAND OF TURA!:

DO NOT TOUCH HIS BODY

2008-08-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

YOUTUBE IS THE NEW "PARENTS SHOWING NUDE PHOTOS OF YOU AS A CHILD" - EXCEPT WE DO IT TO OURSELVES. GOOD LUCK KID HOPE THIS GETS DELETED BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL.

THANKS JUSTIN SMITH!

THEMTUBE

2008-08-21T10:25:00.001-07:00

Save the Internet | Rock the Vote

SAD WORLDS / FIGHTING WOLVES

2008-08-14T17:30:00.000-07:00

MY SWEET SWEET FRIEND MATIJA FERLIN MAKES BEAUTIFUL FILMS OF CONCENTRATED SADNESS. HE HAS MANY TALENTS BUT THis FILM IS MY FAVORITE.

VUK-VORBILD UND KAMPF

UNIJA - FERLIN BROTHERS

WILD WOMEN WITH STEAK KNIVES.

2008-08-13T19:19:00.000-07:00

BLOOD LINES - THEY LIVE

2008-08-11T18:04:00.000-07:00

XXX

WELL SORT OF. A FEW YEARS BACK AND FOR ONLY A MOMENT THERE LIVED A BAND CALLED BLOOD LINES. THEY CAME FROM A MAGICAL PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY. AND THEN THEY WERE GONE. THAT IS UNTIL NOW.

OH TO BE UNDER THE SPELL! I KNOW ITS SUPER OBSCURO BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD ALLOW YOU THE OCCASION TO WITNESS THE MAGIC!

NOT-SO-OLD BOYS

2008-08-06T23:09:00.000-07:00

EVERY TEN YEARS IN MY HOMETOWN THEY HAVE A REUNION PARTY. THE SUM OF THE REUNION IS A PARADE WHERE BINGE DRINKING AND SUPPRESSED SEXUAL FANTASY CULMINATE IN A SORT OF ARMAGEDDON LIKE GATHERING. WITNESS THIS!:

CRYIN', CRAZY, AMAZING.

2008-08-06T23:01:00.000-07:00

BEYOND THE VALLEY

2008-07-24T23:05:00.000-07:00

JUST FINISHED READING "VALLEY OF THE DOLLS". THE INEVITABLE YOUTUBE TRIP TOOK ME TO THIS, THE MOST APPROPRIATE SUM OF THAT STORY. A TOTALLY DISTURBING REALITY.

I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE MOVIE. OR ACTUALLY, WAS IN FACT THE STORY. SO CRAZY, SHE IS TOTALLY NEALY!!! BEING THAT FUCKED UP HASN'T BEEN SO GLAMOROUS SINCE....

JEREMIMI - WITHOUT HER I'D BE NOTHING

2008-07-15T16:06:00.000-07:00

"Mariah Carey is my absolute biggest inspiration. Without her, I would be nothing"

LATE LAST A NIGHT, A LIFE CHANGING DISCOVERY SLOWLY REVEALED ITSELF TO ME AND A FRIEND WHILST CASUALLY AND NOT-UNCOMMONLY SURFING MARIAH VIDEOS. YOU REALLY SHOULD LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE THING :

THATS WHEN WE DISCOVERED HIS RENDITIONS OF ALMOST EVERY OTHER MARIAH SONG IN EXISTENCE. WHICH IS WHEN IT GOT DISTURBING.

JEREMIMI IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MIMI AND I CAN'T TELL IF I AM SCARED OR IN A REALLY CONFUSING PLACE OF AW. HERE IS WHAT JEREMIMI HAS TO SAY ABOUT MIMI-MIMI IN HIS "ARTIST-PROFILE":

"Influences: Mariah Carey is my only true influence. I can't really say that I am "influenced" by anyone elses music or voice. However, I am a fan of other vocalists like Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, etc. But Mariah's the only singer whom I borrowed technique from.

Sounds Like: Mariah Carey (i hope)"

REALLY, JEREMIMI? HAS AN UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR PERHAPS BEEN BLASTING DIAMANDA GALAS!? WHAT THE FUCK?!@#$

IT'S TECHNICALLY UNFAIR TO BLAME HIM. MARIAH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BRING OUT THE MORE....DEVOTED SIDE IN US ALL AT ONE POINT OR THE OTHER. SO GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT "RETOUCH MY BODY", BUT REMEMBER YOU CAN'T UNEXPEREINCE IT. YOU WERE WARNED.

OH AS A PARTING GIFT HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE COMMENTS HIS CONFLICTED FANS LEAVE ON HIS WORKS:

"HORRIBLE AS ALWAYS. "

ITS NOT FAIR, JEREMIMI. YOU'LL GET YOURS.

ANNIE DON'T WEAR NO PANTIES

2008-07-04T12:23:00.000-07:00

SO AL', MY COHORT IN PREOCUPATIONS, TIPPED ME OFF THAT THE LIL' SEGWAY JAM IN ERYKAH BADU'S VIDEO FOR "HONEY" IS ACTUALLY A PREVIEW OF A NEW SONG FROM HER NEXT ALBUM. IT'S A SEQUEL ALBUM TO "NEW AMERYKAH" CALLED RETURN OF THE ONK. OR WILL IT BE RETURN OF THE ANC? FOR REAL. IT'S BADU, THERE'S EXCEPTIONS. ANYWAYS HOW FUNKY AND HILARIOUS IS SHE:

WAIT:

UNTIL "ANNIE" HITS I DECLARE THAT "HONEY" IS STILL THE REIGNING SUMMER JAM OF 2008. SUGAH GOT A LONG WAY TO CATCH....
YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT: BETTER VI-DEO-TAPE RECORD IT! THANKS AL.

MA' GIRL - THEN AND NOW

2008-07-02T14:15:00.001-07:00

CAT POWER IS TOTALLY MY GIRL. I KNOW THIS IS TOTALLY OLD NEWS AND SORRY TO GET ALL INDIE ROCK ON YOU GUYS BUT LETS TAKE A MOMENT-SHALL WE? I WONDER WHAT MS. CAT POWER THINKS WHEN SHE YOUTUBES HERSELF. WHAT IF WE COULD ALL WATCH OURSELVES TRANSFORM ON YOUTUBE LIKE SHE CAN? FROM ANGRY PAPER BAG GIRL TO HOT GLAM MAMA.

REMEMBER THIS?

SEEMS CREEPY COMPARED TO HER NOW THAT SHE HAS BLOOMED OR WHATEVER. HERE'S METAL HEART NOW:

SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD INSTANT MESSAGE CAT POWER TO TELL HER ALL THE WAYS I LOVE HER SINCE IT LOOKS LIKE WE AREN'T GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL[I HAD ANTICIPATED THIS AFTER DECIDING WE HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON, COMBINED WITH HER PRETTINESS WOULD EQUAL INEVITABLE FRIENDSHIP]. ANYWAYS IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE HER SONG "TO BOBBY", BUT IT WOULD BE CALLED "INSTANT MSG TO CHAN".

HERES ONE MORE CLASSY JAM FOR THE ROAD. CHEERS! TO GROWING UP.

Cat power
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THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST DAYCARE CENTRE!

2008-06-12T10:25:00.001-07:00

BUT MINKSTOLE.COM KIND OF IS. I LOVE MINK STOLE MORE THAN MY OWN HAIR COLOUR. MORE THAN THE SOUND OF BABIES CRYING! MORE THAN MY OWN FILTHINESS!
DID YOU KNOW THAT MINK STOLE IS IN A BAND AND THEY STILL PERFORM? THEY ARE CALLED "MINK STOLE AND HER WONDERFUL BAND". LOOK! PROOF!

AND THANKS TO MINK, THE ROAD TO MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! YOU CAN ACTUALLY WRITE MINK WITH YOUR PROBLEMS, AND SHE WILL SORT THEM OUT FOR YOU PUBLICLY VIA HER ONLINE ADVICE COLUMN!

ENJOY THIS CLIP OF MINK'S PEGGY FROM DESPERATE LIVING AS AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR FUTURE MENTAL TOGETHERNESS.

"TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER, TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE YOU!"
"OH GOD! THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!!! NUDE! NUDE! NUDE!"

AW, SHIT. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER.

SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?

2008-06-12T10:20:00.001-07:00

SO I HAD RECEIVED SOME COMPLAINTS THAT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT WITHOUT HAVING A GOOGLE ACCOUNT. I TOO WAS ANNOYED WITH THIS AND THEN REALIZED I JUST HAD TO CLICK A BUTTON TO CHANGE THAT. SO NOW YOU CAN GO BACK THROUGH ALL THESE ENLIGHTENING POSTS AND SHARE YOUR GRATITUDE FREELY! YOU'RE WELCOME!

CHOMP CHOMP

2008-06-06T17:16:00.000-07:00

OKAY SO I BIT THE LAST VID OFF OF THE SAME SITE I GOT THIS ONE AND I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHICH ONE IT IS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO LIKE IT MORE. NONE OF THIS "COURTESY OF..." BULLSHIT UP IN HERE.
ANYWAYS THIS IS TOO CRAZY TO NOT POST. ITS A REALLY POPULAR SONG BY A REALLY POPULAR BAND BUT RECREATED IN BLIPS AND BLOOPS OF THE MOST ARCHAIC NATURE. NOT REALLY SURE WHATS GOING ON ACTUALLY BUT I LIKE IT MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL. MAYBE MY WARP RECORDS REVISITATION IS GOING TO MY HEAD...

on Vimeo.

DOWN-A-NOTCH!

2008-06-02T19:02:00.000-07:00

BALTIMORE BASED BEACH HOUSE HAVE BEEN PERPETUALLY TONING SHIT DOWN FOR TWO RECORDS NOW. AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT. I FIGURE AFTER ALL MY RECENT GOTH INDUSTRIAL INDULGENCE THE BEST THING WOULD BE TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH FOR ALL Y'ALL. AND ALAS! I FOUND THIS VIDEO OF THE B-H THROWING DOWN A NEW JAM ACOUSTIC STYLE WHILE ON THE ROAD IN SCANDANAVIA. IT'S RUMOURED TO BE CALLED "NORWAY". IT'S FOR YOU.

AWWW, SHIIIIT!

2008-05-14T15:20:00.000-07:00

FOR REALS NOW! THE AFORMENTIONED NO BRA IS COMING TO VISIT THE T-DOT!
AS THE SIMPLE YET STYLISH FLIER BELOW INDICATES SHE WILL BE JOINED BY YOURS TRULY AND NONE OTHER THAN PORNOGRAPHEUR-FANTASTIQUE THE ONE AND ONLY BRUCE LABRUCE ON FILMS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER TRICKERY! IT'S ABOUT TO GET FREAKY UP IN TORONTO! DO JOIN US!

SO IT IS REALLY TOO MUCH! THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS AND A SHORT COUNTDOWN IT IS!

NEWBIE QUATRO

2008-05-07T16:51:00.000-07:00

OKAY SO THE CEASELESS EIGHTIES-ASTHETIC-REVIVAL IS GETTING PRETTY ARDUOUS. ACTUALLY WE ARE STRAIGHT-UP CLINGING AT THIS POINT. BUT IF ONLY IT WAS DONE THIS RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I LOVE THIS SONG [IT HAS GUITARS TOO WHICH IS SOMETHING WE FORGOT EXISTED WITH THIS WHOLE 80'S THING!] AND HER SUZI QUATRO/RUNAWAYS LOOK RULES! LET'S HEAR FOR THE [QUASI]ROCKER CHICKS ALREADY -THEY'RE A DYING BREED. HER NAME IS LADYHAWKE [UNFORTUNATELY] AND I AM SOOO INTO IT. YOU?

NOTE: THIS VIDEO LOOKS WAAAY BETTER IN IT'S DAILYMOTION FORMAT. YOUTUBE IS SO UGLY AND TACKY SO I AM TRYING NOT TO EMBED IT. THE DAILYMOTION VERSION HAS NO SOUND RIGHT NOW FOR SOME REASON SO I WILL CHANGE IT ONCE IT IS FIXED.

[P]NOW!

2008-05-05T14:07:00.000-07:00

PNAU. THEY ARE FROM AUSTRALIA. THEY ARE MAD CUTE. FOR DANCING! SUMMERTIMES!
ENJOY!

THE ALBUMS CALLED PNAU AND ITS ON THE INTERNETS!

AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS HERE IS A PRETTY SEXY SONG FROM DUDE'S OTHER ROCK-TYPE BAND TEENAGER. ALSO MAD CUTES. ALSO MAD SUMERTIMES [AUSTRALIA REMEMBER?].

ENJOY ENJOY!

BEST HOAX EVER!

2008-05-02T12:51:00.000-07:00

NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT HERE FOLKS. HOWEVER! YOU NEED THIS TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT RECORD IN YOUR LIFE. BEING AN INNOCENT, I ASSUMED THE YAMASUKI SINGERS WERE A GROUP OF REALLY OUT THERE JAPANESE PEOPLE.A FRIEND OF MINE TURNED ME ON TO THEIR RECORD AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S SO PSYCH!
SO I HUNTED AND HUNTED TO FIND FOOTAGE OF THE YAMASUKI PLAYERS DOING ANYTHING! ANYTHING! TO NO AVAIL. IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE IN FACT FAKE! TURNS OUT YAMASUKI WAS A CONCEPTUAL EXPERIMENT BY THE DUDE FROM DAFT PUNK'S DAD! EVEN DAFT PUNK'S PARENTS ARE AMAZING!
IT GET'S BETTER! KONO SAMURAI IS THE TUNE ERYKAH BADU SAMPLES ON HER STRAIGHT UP REVOLUTIONARY NEW SONG "THE HEALER"!
COOL PEOPLE!
SO GET THE ALBUM, ONCE AGAIN ON FINDERS KEEPERS! FINDERS CREEPERS!

ANITICI......PATION, THE RHYTHM OF DESPAIR.

2008-04-21T14:37:00.000-07:00

UPDATE: FLASHY SHATTERED DIMENSIONS CD RELEASE POSTER! UGH! SO CUTE!

OH GAWD! I COULDN'T EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO YET BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU. IF THERE ARE INDEED ANY OF YOU OUT THERE.
THE GLAMOROUS AND GLUEY PONY DA LOOK ARE ABOUT TO DROP THEIR THIRD FULL LENGTH ALBUM ENTITLED "SHATTERED DIMENSIONS". PONY HAVE BEEN RIDING SINCE 2003 AND NOTHING HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE. [SORRY]
WISHSTICK IS A BIT OF A CLASSIC AT THEIR LIVE SHOWS BUT HERE IT WILL BE IN ALL IT'S GLORY. AND WHAT ABOUT THIS WISHSTICK? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU CAN ALSO HEAR "FLATLANDS"-A LESS FAMILIAR NEW JAM IN THE ABOVE LINK. IT'S ALL ABOUT TO HAPPEN NOW. PULL BACK THE CURTAIN.

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APRIL 29TH ON MURDERECORDS!

"THERE'S TROUBLE OUT AMONG THE TREES. HEARTS BEAT WITH THE RHYTHM OF DESPAIR."

L'HISTOIRE MUSICAL COMME IL DISPARAITRE

2008-04-13T10:55:00.000-07:00

HERE IS AN AMAZING CLIP OF JEAN CLAUDE VANNIER AKA "THE GUY WHO DID THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR GAINSBOURG'S 'MELODIE NELSON' ALBUM" PERFORMING LIVE ON ON A FRENCH TV SHOW IN 1971. THE MUSIC ACCOMPANIES A FASHION SHOW BY NONE OTHER THAN SIR YVES ST.LAURENT! IT'S A BIT "WHITE GUYS MOUNTING AN AFRICAN THEME" WHICH IS A SORT OF STRANGE BUT NONETHELESS-GENIUS SQUARED!

JCV'S ALBUM L'ENFANT ASSASIN DES MOUCHES IS AVAILABLE ON FINDERS KEEPERS AND YOU LOVE IT!

NOTHING BRINGS YOURSELF CLOSER TO YOURSELF?

2008-04-04T11:20:00.000-07:00

SO WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE DUTCH ADVERTISING AGENCIES, AND "...SCIENTISTS WITH A PASSION FOR ART"? TADA! DNA "ART"! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE MINDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF GRONINGEN, NETHERLANDS.
THE PITCH:

"It [DNA] is too exceptional to be carried around invisible. Nothing brings you closer to yourself; nothing makes you more unique. Experience the beauty you are hiding; experience the beauty of your DNA...A mere cotton swab. Thus, the quest for your unique genetic code begins. Not a photo but the blueprint for your 'Grand Design.' Getting to know yourself better is impossible."

WTF!@#$!

SO I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP BUT I PRETTY MUCH WANT ONE OF EACH.

YOU CAN GET A PAINTING:
[THEY COME IN 9 DIFFERENT COLOURS]
A PHOTO:

OR A LASER BURNED GLASS CUBE!

WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT CUBE!!! CAN I GET MARIAH'S DNA UP IN THAT? YOKO???
AND ALL OF THIS STARTING AT THE LOW PRICE OF JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!
THANKS TO BOJANA FOR THE TIP, AND FOR MY PAINTING, PHOTO AND, CUBE.

SATAN FOR KIDS!

2008-04-01T17:50:00.000-07:00

HERE IS THE MOST AMAZING SCENE FROM THE 1985 CLAYMATION FILM "THE ADVENTURES OF MARK TWAIN". IN IT, MARK TWAIN INTRODUCES HIS KID FRIENDS TO AN ANGEL NAMED "SATAN" WHO IN TURN TEACHES THEM ABOUT THE USELESSNESS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. I SWEAR TO GOD. IT'S AMAZING. THE REST OF MOVIE LOOKS AMAZING TOO BUT LESS EVIL. FUNNY THING IS I VAGUELY REMEMBER IT FROM MY CHILDHOOD AND CAN ONLY HOPE I MANAGED TO TUCK A LITTLE PIECE OF THIS MEANINGFUL LESSON INTO ME FOR THE LOOOONG RIDE!

"THEY'RE JUST HUMANS-WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE MORE!"
YOU'RE AWESOME, SATAN. THANKS FOR FUN.

ENJOY!

2008-03-31T10:41:00.000-07:00

STEREOGUM HAVE CURATED AN AMAZING ROSTER OF ARTISTS TO COVER BJORK'S "POST" IN HONOUR OF IT'S TENTH ANNIVERSARY. DO YOU REMEMBER BUYING YOURS? I DO. I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THE FORREST OF THAT ALBUM COVER. ANYWAYS YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE. IT HAS THE DIRTY PROJECTORS, LIARS, AND FINAL FANTASY. ALSO-I THINK THE BEST TRACK IS "ENJOY" BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW BANDS, PATTERN IS MOVEMENT.

you should see the stereogum.com enjoyed player here if you have flash

OH, REALLY! MY NAME IS MUNCHAUSEN TOO!

2008-03-28T09:01:00.000-07:00

I'M FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT DRAG QUEENS. I WAS FEELING OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITEMENT ABOUT FINALLY DISCOVERING WEIRD QUEERS BREATHING NEW LIFE INTO A SORT OF TRITE MUSICAL EXPRESSION.
THE LAPTOP ARTIST SINGING ABOUT SEX STUFF IS SO REDUNDANT. AND THEN THERE IS NO BRA. NO BRA IS SUZANNE OBERBECK: A MUSICIAN AND PERFORMANCE ARTIST WHO IS DESTROYING ALL OF THIS. HER WORK RE-EVALUATES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SEXUALITY AND CAPITALISM BY WAY OF A CREEPY BARELY CLAD DEADPAN PERFORMANCE THAT IS BOTH UNSETTLING AND HILARIOUS.
HERE SHE IS IN A MUSIC VIDEO FOR HER HIT SINGLE "MUNCHHAUSEN".[GERMANS ARE REALLY ETHIOPIANS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!]

SHE'S BEEN FREAKING OUT EUROPEAN AUDIENCES FOR A WHILE NOW AND RUMOUR HAS IT SHE IS HEADED NORTH AMERICAN WAY. SHE EVEN TOURED AN OPENING SLOT FOR THE GOSSIP WHICH MUST HAVE BEEN FOR HER LIKE AN ETERNITY OF THE PERIOD SCENE IN "CARRIE".

HER ALBUM "DANCE AND WALK" IS OUT ON ROUGH TRADE U.K. YOU NEED IT.

BUGCRUSH CRUSH

2008-03-23T11:32:00.000-07:00

UPDATE: HOW VERY! THE VIDEO HAS BEEN DELETED! WHO WATCHED? DISCUSS.

BUGCRUSH IS THE SHORT FILM MADE BY THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THAT NEW HORROR MOVIE "THE RUINS" WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT'S PROBABLY DREADFUL. BUT WHO KNEW HE HAD THIS CREEPY SEXY LITTLE NUMBER N HIS PAST. THE ANSWER IS APPARENTLY "EVERYONE" AS MY FRIEND PATRICK ASSURES ME IT WAS THE BUZZED SHORT FILM OF LAST YEAR. I'M TOTALLY GOING TO SEE THE RUINS NOW.
ANYWAYS IT IS BASED ON A STORY BY TORONTO'S OWN SCOTT TRELEAVEN AND STARS A MEMBER OF INDIE ROCK BAND THE VIRGINS. THINGS GET ALL "NAKED LUNCH" AT THE END. IT'S SURPRISINGLY GOOD AND MIGHT MAKE YOU SQUIRM A LITTLE- SO TO SPEAK. ENJOY!

Bugcrush part 1
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Bugcrush part 2
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MIXED MESSAGES FROM THE MIXED UP MESSENGER

2008-03-21T13:54:00.000-07:00

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DATE SOMEONE AND FOR WHATEVER REASON IT COMES TO AN END, AND YOU WATCH EACH OTHER MOVE ON AND START DATING UNICORNS? WELL THAT'S THE WAY IT IS FOR JAMIE AND I. I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT WATCHING HIM CHANGE FROM TECHNO HEAD TO CROONER TO FULL ON JAZZY BACHARACH-MEETS-FUNK MAN. AND YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY PROUD OF HIM. BESIDES WE ALL KNOW UNICORNS ARE EASY. THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING THAT IS MR. LIDELL'S NEW VIDEO.

THAT'S IT GAYNESS- IT'S OVER!!! SSION WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE. THANK YOU.

2008-03-20T17:27:00.000-07:00

"IT'S OKAY, I'M FUNNY TOO."

"BITTER BABES WILL SPIT AND SPOUT ALL THE THINGS THEY'RE THROWN ABOUT"

IF I HAD SEEN THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 14 I WOULDA BEEN LIKE "FUCK YEAH I'M GAY ALREADY! LET'S DO THIS!" INSTEAD OF WAITING TILL I WAS LIKE FORTY TO BLAB ABOUT IT.

THAT SAID: IN MY OPINION THERE IS NO BIGGER DRAG THAN A DRAG SHOW. EVEN IN 2008 THE GAYS ALL FEEL IT NECESSARY TO EXPRESS THEIR SORRY SELVES ALL UP IN YOUR FACE. HOW HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT THE TWIST ITSELF ISN'T TWISTED AT ALL!?
AND THEN! ALAS! I WAS PLEASANTLY BOMBARDED BY THE PRESUMABLY HOMOSEXUAL GANG THAT IS SSION [BASED ON CREATIVITY, TRASHINESS, AND OBVIOUS HIGHTENED INTELLIGENCE].ANYWAYS I WAS GETTING PRETTY TIRED OF DRAGGING AROUND THE GAY ALL THE TIME BUT NOW I AM REVITALIZED! I WANNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

SSION IS ALWAYS CLUTCHING A CIGARETTE AND SOME SORT OF BOOZE AND GETTING IN FIGHTS AND ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF.

SO SHIZAAAM! THE BRAND NEW VIDEO FOR MY FAVORITE SONG PREMIERED TODAY! ITS FATE.
SO HERE IT IS.

"I ONLY WALK LIKE A FAG BECAUSE OF MY BLISTERS, AND I ONLY FUCK CHICKS CUZ YOU AND DAD NEVER GAVE ME A SISTER"

BUT IT GETS BETTER:

IT'S HEAVEN. AND ART SCHOOL.

NOT EVEN SHOPPING SUCKS WITH SSION. A CIGARETTE NOW! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH XANAX!

.

OKAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON NOW...GOD JUST DO IT,OKAY?

SO THERE YOU GO. SEE YOU AT THE GAY BAR. THEY ARE AMZING AND THE MUSIC IS ACTUALLY GREAT. THE ALBUMS CALLED FOOL'S GOLD AND IT'S A LIFESTYLE. TRASH LIVES. TRASH IS LIFE. RUMOUR HAS IT CODY AND THE GANG WILL BE IN TORONTO AT FAG XMAS.BETWEEN THIS AND NO BRA THINGS ARE STARTING TO LOOK UP. MORE ON THAT LATER.

SHIVA-MADNESS!!!

2008-03-18T21:38:00.000-07:00

WHEN I SHOWED MY FRIEND BLAB THAT CRAPPY ROBBIE WILLIAMS VIDEO HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF THIS INSANITY RIGHT HERE-WHICH I FEEL IS MY DUTY TO SHARE WITH YOU NOW. I ALSO MIGHT AS WELL ADD THAT I JUST LOOKED FOR A TERM FOR THE PHOBIA OF FINGERS AND DISCOVERED THERE WAS NONE. BUT BE WARNED.

SOME LIGHT FOR WINTER.

2008-03-18T20:08:00.000-07:00

IT'S COLD AGAIN. SOME LIGHT FROM YOKO.

Yoko Ono - 1965 - One

LOOK.

2008-03-18T19:43:00.000-07:00

WAITING FOR THE DOCUMENTARY. HERE'S AN EARLY DEREK JARMAN SHORT TO ENTICE AND TIE US OVER CIRCA 1974.

Derek Jarman - Art of Mirrors

AND STOLEN APPLES VIDEO STOLEN FOR KAREN. KAREN W IN MY WORLD:

Stolen Apples For Karen Blixen, (Derek Jarman),

FILTHY STINKING BEAUTIFUL-EUROTRASH!

2008-03-16T15:40:00.000-07:00

I SAW THIS VIDEO ON GERMAN MTV RECENTLY. I WAS ALONE AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES. WHEN I COULDN'T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE I THOUGHT I WOULD FOREVER HARBOUR MEMORIES I COULDN'T TRUST WERE TRUE. BUT ALAS! DAILYMOTION IS THE NEW YOUTUBE. NOW I SHARE WITH YOU THIS GLORIOUS TRASH GEM BROUGHT TO YOU BY AFFABLE DOUCHEBAG ROBBIE WILLIAMS. IT'S BASICALLY OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE WITH ANY SPIRITUAL INCLINATIONS, A DEMOGRAPHIC NOT KNOWN FOR SELF PARODY. AND ALL WOMEN. SO YOU LOVE IT?

Robbie Williams - Sin Sin Sin
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LOVE THIS, OTHERWISE MIGRATE...

2008-03-16T11:18:00.000-07:00

Migrate SNL

I CAN'T BELIEVE T-PAIN IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH MARIAH. I LOVE HOW ALL OF THE DANCERS HAVE TO FAKE CARESS HER. ANYWAYS IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS MIGRATE IS GOING TO OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE YEAR IN DANCEFLOOR. SHE EVEN KIND OF SINGS THE WORD "TITS".

PRICELESSNESS.

2008-03-10T13:29:00.000-07:00

$100 IS MY FAVORITE BAND IN TORONTO RIGHT NOW. HERE THEY ARE PERFORMING A COVER OF ANOTHER AMAZING TORONTO BAND FUCKED UP'S "BLAZE OF GLORY." I SWEAR THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A MUSIC BLOG. SOME THINGS ARE TOO GOOD TO IGNORE.

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THE MISSION: [RE]INTRODUCING PLANNINGTOROCK

2008-02-19T18:41:00.000-08:00

FAME IS UNJUSTLY DISTRIBUTED. THIS IS WHY I FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE WITH YOU THE STORY OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE UNDEREXPOSED, UNDERATED VIDEO ARTIST/ MUSICIAN/ PERFORMERS BY THE NAME OF JANINE ROSTRON -AKA- PLANNINGTOROCK.
HER DEBUT ALBUM "HAVE IT ALL" WAS RELEASED LONG AGO [2006]ON CHICKSONSPEED RECORDS AND REVOLVED AROUND THE CONCEPT OF HER TRANSFORMATION FROM SMALL TOWN ENGLISH GIRL TO BERLINER EX-PAT. SHE MAKES THESE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO PIECES TO ACCOMPANY HER SONGS.

HER VOICE IS LIKE YOKO ONO AND DIAMANDA GALAS PACKAGED UP INTO THIS POP PERFECTION.
SHE IS STILL QUIT MYSTERIOUS TO ME -WHICH I LOVE- BUT I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THIS REVEALING LITTLE PIECE CARE OF XLR8RTV:

AND THIS ONE WHERE SHE INTRODUCES SOME OF HER MANY SELF-CRAFTED STAGE PROPS:

SHE IS CURRENTLY BEING CHAMPIONED BY THE UNLIKELY DFA HIPSTER TYPES, LETS HOPE SHE COMES OUR WAY SOON.

ENJOY!

EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY.

2008-02-18T13:03:00.000-08:00

EVERYBODY SHOULD BUY TICKETS TO GO SEE THE MAXIMUM BLACK TOUR COMING TO VIENNA, BERLIN AND LONDON IN THE NEXT COUPLA WEEKS. THE SHOW IS CURATED BY FINAL FANTASY AND STARS DEERHOOF, THE DIRTY PROJECTORS, FROG EYES, SIX ORGANS AND MORE!

SHOULD BE HEAVY DUTY.

DAMMIT!

2008-02-10T21:09:00.000-08:00

GOD DAMMIT! I DIDN'T WANT TO "BLOG" ABOUT THIS. ANYWAYS EARLIER IN THE EVENING I MENTIONED IN A SENTENCE TO A FRIEND "YOU KNOW THAT ROBYN VIDEO WHERE..." AND SHE SAID "NO", SO I FIGURE THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU OUT THERE WHO HAVENT HEARD THIS INSANELY INFECTIOUS JAM OR SEEN THE VIDEO.

IT'S ROBYN AND IT'S A MILLION YEARS OLD IN "BLOG" YEARS. BUT CHECK OUT THAT DUDE! WHO WOULDN'T BE UPSET!@#? NO WONDER SHE IS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE GETTING COMFORTABLE ON THAT GIANT BED WITHOUT HIM.

I WANT ONE OF THOSE KID FRIENDS.

AND THIS GREAT REMIX VID FEATURING VARIOUS NORMALS GETTING METAPHORICALLY EMOTIONALLY FUCKED BY A BOXING GLOVE:

AND NOW THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH HER - A LIVE VID FROM HER RECENT NORTH AMERICAN LIVE DEBUT IN NYC WHERE SHE PERFORMS THE TOTALLY OBLITERATING HERATBREAK JAM "WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT" WITH A GIANT SMILE ON HER FACE.

"IT GET'S WORSE WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT" SO DON'T BE FOOLED. OKAY GO GOOGLE THE REST.
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UPDATE! BLAB'S "LONG ONE"!

2008-02-10T21:07:00.000-08:00

BLAB HAS A LONG ONE.
SORRY AND ENJOY.

GOSSIPS, FOLKS!

2008-01-25T19:57:00.000-08:00

WHILE PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON HIS LATEST FILM-"OTTO; OR UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE", PORNOGRAPHER-ARTISTIQUE BRUCE LABRUCE MANAGED TO FIND THE TIME TO DIVE INTO AN ENTIRELY NEW MILIEU: THEATRE!

BLAB AND A HAREM OF EUROPEAN NE'ER DO WELLS CONCIEVED "CHEAP BLACKY" WHOSE INSPIRATION IS RUMOURED TO BE EQUAL PARTS OF FASSBINDER'S "WHITEY" AND "BOOM" STARRING ELIZABETH TAYLOR. SHIT ON YOUR MUTHAAAH!!!!!

HERE'S MY FAVORITE CLIP STARRING THE INCOMPARABLE VAGINAL DAVIS SPREADING GOSSIPS. TIMBERLAKE MANSIZE, CRUISE'S BLANKS AND SOMETHING ABOUT AN ADORABLE BABY. VAG KNOWS.

ENJOY!

OTTO ON THE OTHER HAND HAS JUST PREMIERED AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FEST, IT'S AL UNDER WRAPS OTHER THAN THIS UNJUSTLY SHORT CLIP: HAVE A TASTE OF OTTO BEFORE OTTO TASTES YOU!!![SORRY]

I FEEL HERCULES, I FEEL IT

2008-01-25T18:15:00.000-08:00

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE BEEN INDULGING IN ILLEGAL INTERNET COPIES OF THE SONG "BLIND" AS I HAVE BUT I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE THAT YOU DO. IT'S FROM THE IMPENDING DEBUT ALBUM FROM NYC'S HERCULES AND THE LOVE AFFAIR. HERCULES HAPPENS TO BE A GIANT GINGER HEART THROB WHO HAPPENED THROUGH TORONTO JUST WEEKS AGO TO PLAY A BEEEEEAUTIFUL DISCO SET AT JAIME SIN AND WILL MUNRO'S SEVENTH HEAVEN PARTY. SUCH FUN
"BLIND" FEATURES VOCALS BY ANTONY HAGGERTY OF THE JOHNSONS AND HE HAS NEVER SOUNDED SO GOOD. I THINK HE SHOULD STICK TO DISCO AND STOP THE MOANING BUT THAT'S ANOTHER BLOG TOPIC.
SO- FINALLY A VIDEO FOR THE ANTHEM! IT'S A WEIRD ONE, WITH A NOT-QUIT-ORGY GOING ON IN THE BACK. I THINK YOU WILL LIKE IT, AND IF NOT THE SONG HAS REPEAT ALL OVER IT.
ENJOY!

A TRUSTWORTHY EN-PSYCHO-LEPEDIA

2007-11-27T18:06:00.000-08:00

I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS A POLE OF THE MOST WIKI-ED WORDS. I DONT REALLY REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE BECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY BANAL, WHICH I THINK WAS THE POINT OF THE ARTICLE. I THINK "TOM CRUISE" WAS AMONG THE HIGHER RANKS OF SEARCH. THE ARTICLE ALSO LEAD ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THIS- MY NEW FAVORITE PASSTIME:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CONSERVAPEDIA! A TRUSTWORTHY ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A GREAT TOOL FOR THOSE OF US WHO FIND IDLING AROUND FOR THE LATE NIGHT COLBERT REPORT FOR OUR RIGHT WING INSIGHT PLAIN TIRING. DROP BY AND TYPE IN SOMETHING LIKE...OH I DON'T KNOW..."HOMOSEXUALITY" AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. OKAY I WILL SPARE YOU THE SUSPENSE: AIDS, SEXUAL PROMISCUITY AND THE GREGARIOUS NATURE OF THE WORD "ORIENTATION" ARE AMONG THE PREFERRED TOPICS. DID YOU KNOW JEWS DONT GET AIDS VERY EASILY? HA! I CAUGHT YOU ALL MY FAKE-GAY JEW FRIENDS.
HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVE PASSAGES:

"In respect to the issue of homosexuality and choice, given the existence of ex-homosexuals and given the existence of human cultures where homosexuality has apparently not existed, the position that homosexuality is ultimately a choice in individuals or at the very least can be a choice in individuals has strong evidential support. In addition, given that the homosexual population has significantly higher rates of many diseases and the homosexual population also has significantly lower rates of various measures of mental health it can be strongly argued that engaging in homosexual acts is a bad choice for individuals. Another other factor that makes engaging in homosexual acts a bad choice for individuals is the significantly higher rates of domestic violence in homosexual couples. In addition, according to experts homosexual murders are relatively or quite common and often homosexual murders are very brutal. Also, the homosexual population has a greater propensity to engage in illegal drug use."

IT CAN BE STRONGLY ARGUED HOMO-NESS IS A BAD CHOICE. BAD SEEDS START SMOKIN WEEDS AND ITS OFF TO THE BATHHOUSE. WE SURE ARE BUSY, LOOK AT THE DEFINITION OF THE "HOMOSEXUAL AGENA":

"The homosexual agenda, or homosexual ideology, consists of a set of beliefs and objectives. The ideology and goals, as explained further below, include restricting free speech, obtaining special treatment, distorting science, and interfering with freedom of association. "

GODDAMN.

BUT DON'T FRET MY SADIST SLUTS, CONSERVAPEDIA CONFIRM THAT THIS AFFLICTION IS NOT A PERMANENT ONE, BUT ONE THAT CAN BE REVERSED BY THE 81 PERCENT OF AMERICAN PROTESTANT PREACHER MEN WHO CAN SWITCH YA OVER BY FAITH HEALING ALONE. PHEWF.

I AM SURE GLAD ABOUT MY FUTURE CLEANSING SO I CAN FREE MYSELF FROM THE REIGNS OF MY INHERENT SEXUAL VIOLENCE, DID YOU KNOW I AM TWICE AS VIOLENT AS A STRAIGHT? HERE'S THE PROOF:

"Studies report that homosexual couples have significantly higher incidences of violent behavior"

THANK GOD HIMSELF FOR "STUDIES". STAY AWAY! WE ARE DANGEROUS. RIGHT AFTER THAT I START AN UNAVOIDABLE KILLING SPREE BECAUSE OF MY DECISION TO BECOME A PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED MURDEROUS HOMO.

OH BTW IT NOT ALL ABOUT THE GAY: AMERICAS NUMBER TWO ENEMY: ENVIRONMENTALISTS. A BURNING NEW REPORT: THE U.N. IS "AFTER OUR WALLETS" THEY ARE PLANNING TO STEAL OUR MONEY AND USE IT FOR RANDOM ENVIRONMENTAL WHIMS! UGH!

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TYPE IN THE WORD "BROWN".

HAVE FUN!!!!

DO IT NOW>>>

2007-10-21T21:37:00.002-07:00

www.imaginepeace.com

YOKO BUILT A TOWER OF LIGHT IN REJKYVIK, ICELAND THAT WAS REVEALED LAST WEEK. IT IS POWERED BY WATER. FIND OUT WHY BELOW.

YOKO WAS ON DEMOCRACY NOW WHICH IS A POLITICAL PROGRAMME EVEN I CAN DIG, SO CAN YOU. HERE'S THE WHOLE THING IN 5 PARTS. DO IT NOW.

FRUITCAKE CONFIRMS FRUITCAKE!!!! NEW JOHN WATERS IN THE WORKS!

2007-10-16T18:40:00.001-07:00

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM MY INFORMER AND FRIEND IN FILTH, MR. ANUS WOLFSON THAT FRUITCAKE!, THE NEW JOHN WATERS FILM IS OFFICIALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS. ANUS KNOWS EVERYTHING THE DIVINE ONE DOES AND I MIGHT ASUME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FRUITCAKES.
IN FACT-IT WAS SHORTLY OVER A YEAR AGO THAT MR. WATERS HIMSELF WAS HERE IN TORONTO AND INVITED US TO A PRIVATE PARTY HE WAS HOLDING TO LAUNCH HIS HILARIOUS STAND UP COMEDY FILM "THIS FILTHY WORLD'. IT WAS ON THIS VERY EVENING THE PRINCE OF PUKE DIVULGED TO US FROM HIS OWN LIPS THAT HE PLANNED TO MAKE A CHILDREN'S MOVIE HIS NEXT ENDEAVOUR. HERE'S OUR HERO PICTURED ABOVE WITH HIS LIL' CRACK BABY BUDDY "BILL". THEY ARE SOOOOOO GOOD TOGETHER.
THOSE LUCKY LITTLE BRATS. I'M USED TO HIS MOVIES BEING MADE FOR ME!!! GOOD THING KIDS ARE SO EASY TO STEAL FROM. I SUPPOSE IF ANYONE WERE TO ENDORSE THOSE PUDGY PINT-SIZED PREPUBESCENT TYPES IT MAY AS WELL BE OUR ANAL ANARCHIST.

SO WE WERE SWORN TO SECRECY BUT NOW IT'S OUT AND WHAT A RELIEF. AFTER SUFFERING THE HUBUB AROUND THAT BLASPHEMOUS WHORE OF A HAIRSPRAY REMAKE WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING PURELY PUKABLE TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
BUT WHAT WILL IT SAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! THANKS ANUS!!!

QUICK SOMEONE IMPREGNATE ME. IT'S PARTY TIME.

SOME MORE GOOD TIMES:

OMIGAWD I FORGOT THIS HORRIBLE NEWS....

2007-10-12T20:18:00.000-07:00

SO I HAVE I NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PHENOMINAL MUSICIAN ARTIST AND PERFORMER GENESIS P ORRIDGE [ OF PSYCHIC TV AND THROBBING GRISTLE FAME] ON HIS NUMEROUS VISITS TO TORONTO, AND I REALLY THOUGHT MY TIME HAD COME WHEN HE AND THE LATEST INCARNATION OF PSYCHIC TV: PTV3 WERE TO PLAY NEXT MONTH IN THE CITY.
OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS, GENESIS [MORE RECENTLY KNOWN AS BRYER] HAS BEEN PERUSING A REVOLUTIONARY SEXUAL TRANSFORMATION THEY REFERRED TO AS PANSEXUALITY, WHEREIN THEY BELIEVED THEY COULD MEET EACH OTHER SOMEWHERE PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY IN THE MIDDLE. SO BASICALLY IF SHE GOT A BOOBJOB HE GOT THE SAME BOOBS, TO LIPS TO WHATEVER AND SO ON. IT'S WEIRD BUT SO ROMANTIC.

ANYWAYS TODAY WE WERE HIT WITH THIS REALLY TRAGIC NEWS:

Genesis Breyer P-Orridge and her reactivated Psychic TV aka PTV3 are terribly sad to announce the cancellation of their November North American tour dates. This decision is entirely due to the unexpected passing of band member Lady Jaye Breyer P-Orridge.

Lady Jaye died suddenly on Tuesday 9th October 2007 at home in Brooklyn, New York from a previously undiagnosed heart condition which is thought to have been connected with her long-term battle with stomach cancer. Lady Jaye collapsed and died in the arms of her heartbroken "other half" Genesis Breyer P-Orridge.

Being overwhelmed by the enormity of their loss, Genesis and the other surviving band members of Psychic TV/PTV3 are not able to properly meet the demands of touring and performance. Obviously, her absence onstage , the conspicuous loss of her unique charisma, music and humour would be an unbearable emotional reality to confront night after night.

The group, who have been touring to promote their first studio album in 12 years, will announce future plans after an appropriate period of mourning.

ITS FUCKED UP CUZ SHE WAS YOUNG AND STUFF. APPARENTLY SHE DIED IN HIS ARMS. I JUST DON'T THINK GPO DESERVES. HERES TO THE GOOD TIMES:

OUTRAGEOUS!

2007-10-12T19:48:00.000-07:00

IT REALLY IS. WHO KNEW THERE WERE GAYS RIGHT HERE IN TORONTO BEFORE 1985 EVERYONE KNOWS KEVIN KNOWS IS A CAN-CON JUNKIE. NOTHING SAYS FUN LIKE SOME HOMETOWN TRASH, BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS WITNESS TO SOMETHING SPECIAL. I TRY TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THE CBC'S STALE EXCUSE FOR PROGRAMMING AS POSSIBLE BUT LAST NIGHT THEY MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER SOME SPECTACULAR INFLUENCE WHEN THEY DECIDED TO AIR "OUTRAGEOUS!" SHOT IN TORONTO AND NEW YORK CITY IN 1977 THE FILM STARS CRAIG RUSSEL IN A STORY BASED ON HIS OWN LIFE STORY. HE PLAYS A FAGGOTY HAIRDRESSING FEMALE IMPERSONATOR [SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE] WHO MOVES TO NYC AND BECOMES THE ROOMMATE OF A SCHIZOPHRENIC PREGNANT LADY. IN THE FILM HE IS OBSESSED WITH THE ONE AND ONLY KAREN BLACK AND CLAIMS HIS REAL MOTHER IS LANA TURNER. SO TODAY I DISCOVER LIKE ANY OTHER HOMO PERFORMER HE HAS A CULT FOLLOWING AND THUSLY A SMALL BUT BETTER THAN NOTHING YOUTUBE RESOURCE! SURE I FELL ASLEEP ANYWAYS BUT STILL WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. HERE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS I COULD RECOVER. UNFORTUNATELY MOST OF THEM ARE MERE DRAG PERFORMANCES WHICH ARE REMINISCENT OF ANY DEPRESSING MOMENT SPENT IN THE GAY GHETTO BUT I RECOMMEND YOU ALL GO OUT AND HUNT HIS ONE DOWN. HIS CRAZY ROOMMATE IS A HIGHLIGHT PREGO SCHIZO! SHE'S SO CUTE.

ONE AS MAE WEST:[I LIKE THE LEATHERMEN IN THE BEGINNING OF THE CLIP BEST].

AND GAYS IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO: [WHERE WERE YOU BRUCE LA BRUCE]:

WEAKENED BY BERNIES

2007-10-11T12:34:00.000-07:00

I'M FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW AND HAVE BEEN SPENDING LOT'S OF TIME ON GOOGLE IMAGES [NO READY FOR KEVY]. ANYWAYS I HAVE FOUND ONE SMILING FACE THAT MAKES IT SEEM THAT MUCH EASIER TO COPE . MR. BERNHARD WILLHELM IS QUITE THE LOOKER AND HAS THE BEST GRIN OF ANY MAN I'VE SEEN.

NOW DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

OH YEAH AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW BUT HE ALSO MAKES CLOTHES AND ART AND STUFF BUT FOR THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK HERE:

WWW.PRODUZENTIN.COM

OH AND IF IT TAKES MORE THAN A SMILE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY...

HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS...

2007-10-03T20:04:00.001-07:00

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, KEVIN KNOWS. HE KNOWS.
SO HERE I AM ALMOST ONE YEAR FROM DISCOVERING QUITE VAGUELY WHAT A BLOG IS EXACTLY. WELL HERE I AM NOW, ON MY BOYFRIENDS LAPTOP [I HAVE THIS BIG CLUNKY NOISY PC THAT I HAVE TO TURN OFF AT NIGHT CUZ OUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR COMPLAINS ABOUT A "HUMMING" THAT SHAKES HER ROOM, IT'S A PRETTY OLD FASHIONED COMPUTER]. SO MY BOYFRIEND SAYS "YOU ARE STARING A BLOG, YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY KEVIN" WHICH GETS ME REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE. I AM ALWAYS SAYING THE WRONG THING WHICH LEADS ME TO THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A REALLY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP. DON'T EAT YOUR FRIENDS, KEVIN KNOWS.

SO LET'S JUST GET UP UP SPEED WITH WHAT'S BEEN EXCITING ME. LAST NIGHT I FINALLY GOT TO SEE BEIRUT PERFORM IN TORONTO AND JUST NOW I FOUND THIS CLIP OF A GREAT MOMENT WHERE MY FRIEND FENDI FANTASY JOINED THEM ONSTAGE TO PERFORM HIS SORT OF HOMO CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR NEW RECORD.