Monday, March 31, 2008

ENJOY!




STEREOGUM HAVE CURATED AN AMAZING ROSTER OF ARTISTS TO COVER BJORK'S "POST" IN HONOUR OF IT'S TENTH ANNIVERSARY. DO YOU REMEMBER BUYING YOURS? I DO. I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THE FORREST OF THAT ALBUM COVER. ANYWAYS YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE. IT HAS THE DIRTY PROJECTORS, LIARS, AND FINAL FANTASY. ALSO-I THINK THE BEST TRACK IS "ENJOY" BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW BANDS, PATTERN IS MOVEMENT.

you should see the stereogum.com enjoyed player here if you have flash

Friday, March 28, 2008

OH, REALLY! MY NAME IS MUNCHAUSEN TOO!





I'M FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT DRAG QUEENS. I WAS FEELING OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITEMENT ABOUT FINALLY DISCOVERING WEIRD QUEERS BREATHING NEW LIFE INTO A SORT OF TRITE MUSICAL EXPRESSION.
THE LAPTOP ARTIST SINGING ABOUT SEX STUFF IS SO REDUNDANT. AND THEN THERE IS NO BRA. NO BRA IS SUZANNE OBERBECK: A MUSICIAN AND PERFORMANCE ARTIST WHO IS DESTROYING ALL OF THIS. HER WORK RE-EVALUATES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SEXUALITY AND CAPITALISM BY WAY OF A CREEPY BARELY CLAD DEADPAN PERFORMANCE THAT IS BOTH UNSETTLING AND HILARIOUS.
HERE SHE IS IN A MUSIC VIDEO FOR HER HIT SINGLE "MUNCHHAUSEN".[GERMANS ARE REALLY ETHIOPIANS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!]



SHE'S BEEN FREAKING OUT EUROPEAN AUDIENCES FOR A WHILE NOW AND RUMOUR HAS IT SHE IS HEADED NORTH AMERICAN WAY. SHE EVEN TOURED AN OPENING SLOT FOR THE GOSSIP WHICH MUST HAVE BEEN FOR HER LIKE AN ETERNITY OF THE PERIOD SCENE IN "CARRIE".



HER ALBUM "DANCE AND WALK" IS OUT ON ROUGH TRADE U.K. YOU NEED IT.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

BUGCRUSH CRUSH

UPDATE: HOW VERY! THE VIDEO HAS BEEN DELETED! WHO WATCHED? DISCUSS.

BUGCRUSH IS THE SHORT FILM MADE BY THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THAT NEW HORROR MOVIE "THE RUINS" WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT'S PROBABLY DREADFUL. BUT WHO KNEW HE HAD THIS CREEPY SEXY LITTLE NUMBER N HIS PAST. THE ANSWER IS APPARENTLY "EVERYONE" AS MY FRIEND PATRICK ASSURES ME IT WAS THE BUZZED SHORT FILM OF LAST YEAR. I'M TOTALLY GOING TO SEE THE RUINS NOW.
ANYWAYS IT IS BASED ON A STORY BY TORONTO'S OWN SCOTT TRELEAVEN AND STARS A MEMBER OF INDIE ROCK BAND THE VIRGINS. THINGS GET ALL "NAKED LUNCH" AT THE END. IT'S SURPRISINGLY GOOD AND MIGHT MAKE YOU SQUIRM A LITTLE- SO TO SPEAK. ENJOY!


Friday, March 21, 2008

MIXED MESSAGES FROM THE MIXED UP MESSENGER

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DATE SOMEONE AND FOR WHATEVER REASON IT COMES TO AN END, AND YOU WATCH EACH OTHER MOVE ON AND START DATING UNICORNS? WELL THAT'S THE WAY IT IS FOR JAMIE AND I. I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT WATCHING HIM CHANGE FROM TECHNO HEAD TO CROONER TO FULL ON JAZZY BACHARACH-MEETS-FUNK MAN. AND YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY PROUD OF HIM. BESIDES WE ALL KNOW UNICORNS ARE EASY. THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING THAT IS MR. LIDELL'S NEW VIDEO.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

THAT'S IT GAYNESS- IT'S OVER!!! SSION WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE. THANK YOU.

"IT'S OKAY, I'M FUNNY TOO."


"BITTER BABES WILL SPIT AND SPOUT ALL THE THINGS THEY'RE THROWN ABOUT"

IF I HAD SEEN THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 14 I WOULDA BEEN LIKE "FUCK YEAH I'M GAY ALREADY! LET'S DO THIS!" INSTEAD OF WAITING TILL I WAS LIKE FORTY TO BLAB ABOUT IT.

THAT SAID: IN MY OPINION THERE IS NO BIGGER DRAG THAN A DRAG SHOW. EVEN IN 2008 THE GAYS ALL FEEL IT NECESSARY TO EXPRESS THEIR SORRY SELVES ALL UP IN YOUR FACE. HOW HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT THE TWIST ITSELF ISN'T TWISTED AT ALL!?
AND THEN! ALAS! I WAS PLEASANTLY BOMBARDED BY THE PRESUMABLY HOMOSEXUAL GANG THAT IS SSION [BASED ON CREATIVITY, TRASHINESS, AND OBVIOUS HIGHTENED INTELLIGENCE].ANYWAYS I WAS GETTING PRETTY TIRED OF DRAGGING AROUND THE GAY ALL THE TIME BUT NOW I AM REVITALIZED! I WANNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

SSION IS ALWAYS CLUTCHING A CIGARETTE AND SOME SORT OF BOOZE AND GETTING IN FIGHTS AND ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF.

SO SHIZAAAM! THE BRAND NEW VIDEO FOR MY FAVORITE SONG PREMIERED TODAY! ITS FATE.
SO HERE IT IS.

"I ONLY WALK LIKE A FAG BECAUSE OF MY BLISTERS, AND I ONLY FUCK CHICKS CUZ YOU AND DAD NEVER GAVE ME A SISTER"



BUT IT GETS BETTER:



IT'S HEAVEN. AND ART SCHOOL.



NOT EVEN SHOPPING SUCKS WITH SSION. A CIGARETTE NOW! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH XANAX!

.

OKAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON NOW...GOD JUST DO IT,OKAY?



SO THERE YOU GO. SEE YOU AT THE GAY BAR. THEY ARE AMZING AND THE MUSIC IS ACTUALLY GREAT. THE ALBUMS CALLED FOOL'S GOLD AND IT'S A LIFESTYLE. TRASH LIVES. TRASH IS LIFE. RUMOUR HAS IT CODY AND THE GANG WILL BE IN TORONTO AT FAG XMAS.BETWEEN THIS AND NO BRA THINGS ARE STARTING TO LOOK UP. MORE ON THAT LATER.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

SHIVA-MADNESS!!!

WHEN I SHOWED MY FRIEND BLAB THAT CRAPPY ROBBIE WILLIAMS VIDEO HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF THIS INSANITY RIGHT HERE-WHICH I FEEL IS MY DUTY TO SHARE WITH YOU NOW. I ALSO MIGHT AS WELL ADD THAT I JUST LOOKED FOR A TERM FOR THE PHOBIA OF FINGERS AND DISCOVERED THERE WAS NONE. BUT BE WARNED.

SOME LIGHT FOR WINTER.

IT'S COLD AGAIN. SOME LIGHT FROM YOKO.

LOOK.

WAITING FOR THE DOCUMENTARY. HERE'S AN EARLY DEREK JARMAN SHORT TO ENTICE AND TIE US OVER CIRCA 1974.



AND STOLEN APPLES VIDEO STOLEN FOR KAREN. KAREN W IN MY WORLD:

Sunday, March 16, 2008

FILTHY STINKING BEAUTIFUL-EUROTRASH!

I SAW THIS VIDEO ON GERMAN MTV RECENTLY. I WAS ALONE AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES. WHEN I COULDN'T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE I THOUGHT I WOULD FOREVER HARBOUR MEMORIES I COULDN'T TRUST WERE TRUE. BUT ALAS! DAILYMOTION IS THE NEW YOUTUBE. NOW I SHARE WITH YOU THIS GLORIOUS TRASH GEM BROUGHT TO YOU BY AFFABLE DOUCHEBAG ROBBIE WILLIAMS. IT'S BASICALLY OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE WITH ANY SPIRITUAL INCLINATIONS, A DEMOGRAPHIC NOT KNOWN FOR SELF PARODY. AND ALL WOMEN. SO YOU LOVE IT?

LOVE THIS, OTHERWISE MIGRATE...



I CAN'T BELIEVE T-PAIN IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH MARIAH. I LOVE HOW ALL OF THE DANCERS HAVE TO FAKE CARESS HER. ANYWAYS IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS MIGRATE IS GOING TO OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE YEAR IN DANCEFLOOR. SHE EVEN KIND OF SINGS THE WORD "TITS".

Monday, March 10, 2008

PRICELESSNESS.

$100 IS MY FAVORITE BAND IN TORONTO RIGHT NOW. HERE THEY ARE PERFORMING A COVER OF ANOTHER AMAZING TORONTO BAND FUCKED UP'S "BLAZE OF GLORY." I SWEAR THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A MUSIC BLOG. SOME THINGS ARE TOO GOOD TO IGNORE.


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